Fooking

To be on Facebook for an extended period of time

Sarah: Hey Emily, what are you up to?
Emily: Hey! nm just fooking around.

by eringirl39 January 20, 2012

fooking

another form of "fucking" used in the taco bell drive threw while ordering/waiting for food

example- 1)fooking ghey boolsheet
2) I want a fooking crunch wrap supreme with no fooking tomatoes

by ksaa December 14, 2008

Foodling

A rare mystic beast who has an dribbling passion for good food! Especially fresh and local produce. A human who will go to great lengths to provide the best locally sourced meal to his mouth watering enclave. Much like Jesus feeding the 5000 with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish, a Foodling performs miracles when in close proximity to good food!

"Look at that Foodling rumbling through the farmers market..."
"Where, Where? I've never seen one in real life"
"Oh it dissapeared but you know the meal is going to be legendary!"

by JoshBen March 21, 2019

beer footing

pouring half a pint of beer or more on to a mates foot

when dario poured half a pint of stella on to sparkys foot at pompey in a club. was well funny!!! would recomend beer footing

by ellis the legend April 26, 2006

Foogling

Fooling around on google, looking up random crap.

I didn't get my homework done last night, because I was foogling for like, three hours!

by TheDieselCowboy April 27, 2010

Fooping

V. "Facebook" posting to an unsuspecting "friend" or "wall" while privately using the toilet.

N. Fooper- One who regularly combines two necessary functions in their life, Social Media and Taking a Dump.

Keeping ones self occupied while using the toilet has always been a challenge. Once Facebook became primarily a Mobile function, Fooping was only a logical next step.

1) Amilia can't get to the toilet fast enough in the morning, so she can begin Fooping with her friends.

2) Always running short on time, Fred finds that his best Facebook posts are created while taking a foop in the Men's room at work.

by DL2river July 31, 2013

Foodling

Adj: A small, tiny or inconsequential amount.

Verb: Activity of no usefulness.

Verb: A waste of time - causing one to be fooling about.

"I dont have time to waste on this foodling amount of anything."

"Don't waste my time with this foodling crap"

"I don't have time to be foodling about with all these cords."
Att. Douglas N, Adams - _The Salmon of Doubt_ .

by IAM KNOT WHOIAM April 30, 2011