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Flump

The act of taking an enormous dump on any type of floor. The act is usually performed when one is scared shitless and one is not able to reach a shower to take a shump.
Nessie took a flump when she failed her English exam qand could not find a shower to shump. She immediately proceeded to take of her pants, sit on the floor, and take a nice, long, warm flump.
by Nessel-Shump N' Flump August 21, 2014
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Flumped

The action of slumping and flopping at the same time.
My cat just flumped over!”
by #1 benoftheweek fan May 9, 2024
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Flump

Totally screwed up;not right. Not following justice. Said by Michael on Zoey 101.
Every woman ever: Im going to treat girls better than you.
Men: That's totally flump!
by Butt-Face Magee August 22, 2018
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