Bum Flum

When you fart while sitting down but instead of going out of your butt cheeks it goes back into your ass.

Bro, I farted in class today and I thought people were gonna hear it but it turned into a bum flum.

by Loothoarder53 February 22, 2017

flumptious

Something that is awesome, hot, cool, etc. Pretty much used any place that refers to something that is good.

Dude, that painting by Manet is so flumptious.

by Schuylerrrr September 13, 2009

Flumping

The act of flumping involves stuffing a flump marshmallow inside a volunteers bum 'ole and then proceeding to suck it out as romantically possible. Considered to be the most erotic and tasty act of sex.

Hey, baby. Are you down to flump?

Sure, I love me some flumping.

by Flump-Master April 27, 2015

felumptious

The best body a female can have. A female who really takes care of herself. Perfectly sculpted from her head down to her toes. Large breasts (supple and symmetrical) and a big butt (not too big but well rounded). Curvy, but not fat. Has nice legs (no cellulite). Basically a body like a coke bottle. Every part of her body has been tastefully calculated with the utmost of precision by the great lord himself. Everything is beautifully proportional and when combined with a cute face and a sexy smile this just makes for the total package!

Mike: Hey Chris, did you see Michelle walking down the hall today at school?!?!

Chris: Why no Mike, it is to my dismay I have not seen Michelle at all this fine morning. Please enlighten me.

Mike: Dude, she was wearing these tight blue jeans with this super sexy white top. Absolutely perfect body. You should have seen her... OHH MY LORD. Bro, this girl is so felumptious!!! By far the most gorgeous girl at school.

Chris: Wow Mike, that sounds so incredibly and utterly amazing I think I would have cut myself whilst squirting lemon juice into my open flesh woulds just to catch a glimpse of this beauty!

by snox28 December 7, 2010

Flume

To eat ass, or prove your willingness to eat ass.

I told Sharon that I’d come over on Saturday and do a Flume.

by WordMaster33 September 12, 2019

flumpernickel

A variation of pumpernickel, usually more flumpy then pumpy. Used as a pumpernickel substitute by people that are pumptose and tolerant.

Would you like some flumpernickels with that shake?

by Nick July 25, 2003

Flompy

Average state of being of a fennec

This fennec is flompy

by FaxDestroyer October 18, 2021