Flexible Leisure Trousers

Stretch pants with an elastic waistband allowing for excessive consumption of food without hindering the expansion of ones stomach.

Worn mostly by males, however some womens clothing offers the same benefits.

May be abbreviated FLT.

I am sure glad I had on my flexible leisure trousers when I ate the triple patty hamburger with double the meat and a super sized value meal, otherwise my pants button would've shot across the room.

by Michael Silver May 17, 2009

flexing her cunt

When one is publicly displaying how much of a cunt they are.

At a Michael's Craft Store

Woman checking out at register - "I wanna speak to the manager. I've been waiting on this line for 1 minute! I need to pay for my 30 bags of chocolate like a fat fuck! This place is the worst!"

Correct response to this horrible person - "Wow! Look at that woman over there flexing her cunt!"

by nustinneiber March 6, 2016

Entrepreneurial flexibility

Making it impossible for your customers and suppliers not to do business with you.

"SRS's entrepreneurial flexibility gives them a competitive advantage over competitors because they constantly stay ahead of market needs in terms of customers and suppliers."

by Silicon King December 25, 2011

Non-octo flexitarian

A person who prefers the vegetarian diet, but occasionally eats meat as long as it's not an octopus.

I can't have that octopus, sorry. Keep in mind I'm a non-octo flexitarian.

by tomas2022 April 18, 2022

flerin

inseperable couple : flerin (a combo of both their first names). may cause mental scarring through mooshy behavior. though both are exremely nice, do not look into their eyes, or they will steal your brain.

tom: "hey johnno whats wrong,? you look scared"

johnno: "flerin"

by gooop February 5, 2010

flex my guns

To flex your arm muscles (especially the biceps and triceps). Generally performed to intimidate males and impress females.

The Unconventional Tzar: I once squelched an entire revolution in Pre-Soviet Russia, and all I had to do was flex my guns in the peasants' faces.

by theunconventionaltzar December 14, 2009

Fleischmanning it

Named for the infamously unpalatable Fleischmann brand of cheap hard liquors, to "Fleischmann it" is to go about binge drinking from a standpoint that considers nothing but chemical effect, ignoring flavor entirely.

My girlfriend dumped me and I lost my job so I have no money and want to lose months worth of memory, I feel like Fleischmanning it tonight; buy whatever 1.75L bottle is priced around 10 dollars.

by T-sonne October 3, 2010