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The Movie De La Centurie:
Heavenly humor on camera: watch, lest the Greek lines pull your neighbor behind the chair on which he sits: to laugh like a damn hyienna!
"Don't talk to me like that assface, I don't work for you yet!"
Chevy Chase, in "Fletch," as Fletch: being Fletch in Stanwyk's mansion.
by Hill Y. December 28, 2005
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Flitch

Flat Bitch as in flat chested and bitchy.
You can only call a GIRL this
unless the male has boobs for some reason.
GOD that girls sucha flitch!
by BradenBITCH March 24, 2008
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mother fletcher

Someone who is super awesome or super retarded!
-Wut up mother fletcher!
-Man your such a mother fletcher!
by Gretchen August 31, 2003
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fletcher

the fletcher: noun, verb. (phlet ~ cher)

1. to perform a fletcher, you must sleep with a girl the night you meet her at HER PLACE, this is step one (the most important step). second, the girl must either fall asleep, or pass out (if drinking is involved, which it probably is). third, you have to leave in the middle of the night, and, finally, fourth, you have to leave a small amount of money on her dresser and/or nightstand (a $5 bill is preferred).

a. leaving a business card or a note with your number is worth bonus points.

2. the purpose is to make a slutty or whorish girl realize that she is, in fact, both slutty and whorish.

3. this maneuver is also known as either:

a. the 'julia roberts'
b. the 'cheap date'
c. or the 'sleazy bateman'
"you remember that stupid girl from the bar last night? yeah... i totally pulled a fletcher, or, sleezy bateman if you will, on her. maybe now she'll realize that her way of life is not okay by any stretch of the word."
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fatchin

Fah-Chin The act of pretending to watch television with your spouce when they are watching something you do not wish to watch.
"She had on american idol and when she asked me a question, i did not anwser and she said i was fatchin.
by James Freeman April 25, 2006
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Fratchelor

A twist off the reality show 'The Bachelor' in which the bachelor is a jacked, tan, hung like a horse, and obviously facey frat-star who can take tequila to the dome (always from the bottle) and wheel biddies as he pleases. The ladies each compete to receive a roofie at the end of each episode. They all dream of getting to one day walk of shame home out of the fratstar's room after the season finale
-"Hey Dan...did you see this week's episode of The Fratchelor?"

-"Yeah...that Alpha Mark sure made those g.d.i. biddies wear it so hard. I wish I had game like him and wasn't a no-game inbred giraffe of a man."
by k-hole murphball July 15, 2010
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Flathat

(Noun) An individual that wears the bill of their hat completely flattened out so that other douchebags will know that he is also just pretending that he knows martial arts.

This style of headgear is frequently worn with clothing and accessories that prominently feature the Tapout logo and tattoos that say 'I'm a douche" in Chinese lettering next to tribal armbands.

Note: Less than 31% of flathats actually know any kind of martial arts and even fewer actually own a motorcycle.
Did you see those two flathats get their asses kicked by that Yoga Instructor chick that they were hitting on? I guess they bought the MMA gear but couldn't afford the lessons.
by Erich.me August 29, 2012
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