flappin

being broke as hell, stretched out to the max, or struggling for work

this guy is flappin in the wind

by Philip Crescenzo February 28, 2008

Flapping tortoise

As the male is about to unload his Sanjay semen pull out and he put his beef whistle near the women nose and release the Jesus juice into her nose so the baby batter comes out the mouth of the women thus creating the flapping tortoise

jesus juice

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by The sex guru September 6, 2013

flapping

Garland reference to unstable internet equipment that is continuously bouncing between an up and down state.

The telephone company's router was flapping so much that nobody could get connected to the internet.

by swanssy January 13, 2009

Mud Flapping

the act of wiping ones arse in the direction of the moot, hence covering the flaps in poo.

similar to mud bagging (masculine)

friend: hey jenny, whats that smell?

mud flapper: sorry, i just did some heavy mud flapping

friend: mmm, delightful...

by Dick Champ May 24, 2011

flippity flop

Another word for fuck. A nicer way for a person to say the F word.

Girl: Omg I just went to the bathroom on the floor.
Friend: Holy flippity flop! What do we do?

by Friction_123howdy February 21, 2015

blumpkin flippity flop

to give fellatio whilst deficating.

David got tired of the regular old blumpkin and started giving his partner a blumpkin flippity flop.

by Geoff West, David Jones, Stevin Williams, Curtis Chappell November 22, 2007

your balls are flapping

1. A fruitless course of action.
2. The inevitable conclusion to a religous or political debate inside the smittyverse.

see: talkin out the side'o yah neck
Source: ph3arbear

"...So he was all like d00d mormons totally kickass, you are such a fuckin nazi, and i was like d00d, stfu your balls are flapping.."

by OPi3 March 3, 2004