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First the tea, then the rape

A common saying amongst Sydney Grammar Boys, "first the tea" is used to imply that you are about to rape someone, or that they are going to be raped by a third party. The logic behind the saying has been lost in time, which recently led to several government inquiries. Scientists were forced to confront the question "first the tea... but then what?". Upon extensive investigation, it was agreed that rape does in fact come after the tea. It can involve all types of tea: hot, cold, green, earl gray, in a teabag and even the raw tea leaves. Common methods include:
Waiting until someone has finished their tea, then calmly reminding them the consequences of their actions.
Or, forcing tea upon someone, then calmly reminding them the consequences of ingesting the tea.
Joseph: "Mannn i just had the best cup of tea with my grandmother"
You: "First the tea, then the rape dude."
Joseph: "Ohhhhh... honey-covered fuck-knuckles".
by monkeygettings November 11, 2009
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First world problem

Problems related to the difficulty of living in a first world country.
My 7 dollar starbucks latte came with ONE espresso shot instead of the TWO I asked for!

Fuck the third world, I have first world problems.
by rampage3318 September 29, 2011
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First Love

The person that comes in to your heart and truly stays within a place where only the unforgotten go

The love you have for them is more real and mesmerizing than described in books and shown in movies

All of the other people who you had feelings for seem to have never existed and the memories about them are as meaningless as the dirt

Whenever you're with your first love every emotion you've experienced over the years is felt so deep that you'll have to reach further for a sense of control

Once you've gotten used to them being with you it gets harder the moment they finally drift away
Guy 1:"Who was your first love?"
Girl 1:"This really enticing guy,he was tall and wore glasses alongside the most welcoming blue eyes hiding behind them"
Girl 1:"After him I don't think it's possible for me to love another guy at all"
Guy 1:"So you won't ever love me?"
Girl 1:"Yes,I'll always only love him"
Girl 1:"And the fact that he's never felt the same way or cared won't change a thing because after I met him I finally remembered I have a heart.And I won't ever forget that I need him in it for it to function."
by LastChoice December 11, 2017
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Going/diving In Dick First

A guy that likes to get straight into a girl, hugs, kisses and even sex very shortly after meeting her.
Well you always go around Going/diving In Dick First. I like to keep it slow and steady with a girl.
by GandalfTheGreyyy September 25, 2013
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first of the month

The most important holiday on the ghetto calendar. Occurs 12 times in a given year. This is the day welfare and other government checks are distributed to baby mamas, trailer park bitches, and other assorted ghetto scum, which will be spent on stupid shit they don't need (such as drugs, booze, and getting hair / nails done).
It's the first of the month! I'm goin' and gettin' my nails done!
by Anonymous October 27, 2003
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first period

periods. when you wake up in the morning and think eww whats this in my pants oh i know i will get a nice clean pair of pants on, it will just be my discharge. you go to the bathroom to find out that your life has just been ruined. a big red patch of gloopy blood in your pants and all up you. delightful.
period." oh shit i have started my first period" i wonderd why i broke that chair in a rage yesterday night.
by lilly- mea February 6, 2008
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Who's on first?

Just about the greatest comedy routine ever, by comedians Abbot and Costello, with Abott telling Costello the names of the players.

In this context, the first baseman is named "Who"; thus, the utterance "Who's on first" is ambiguous between the question ("which person is the first baseman?") and the answer ("Who is the name of the first baseman.").
"Costello: Whats the guy's name on first base?
Abott:What is the guy's name on second base
Costello: Im not asking you Who's on second!
Abott: Who's on first!
Costello: I dont know!
Abott: He's on third, we are not talking about him."

"That Who's on first? Routine always makes me lol"
by AJ Molina February 23, 2009
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