The Mortal Kombat Finisher

Before starting sex play the Mortal Kombat them song. Text a friend and inform them they will need to do thier part in 15 minutes. Proceed to begin oral sex. (This was originally planned for 2 girls, but I'm sure it will work with a guy and girl also) After 15 minutes you should be agressively performing oral sex. This is the point where your friend should call. Answer the phone and place it on speaker. Your friend should then yell "FINISH HER". Proceed to finish her with a fatality of your choice.

Extra points if she's on her period and "finishing her" causes blood to splatter

Your mom wasn't really feelin it last night until I pulled The Mortal Kombat Finisher. Now she's in love with me.

by Jack S, and Gugi June 10, 2011

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finished

Opposite of being Fresh.

Synonyms: Over, Done

After singing the little mermaid for 3 hours and annoying everyone, Chris was finished.

by em August 4, 2003

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Finished

Finito or done. Like, the best you have EVER had. Really? It was that good? Like over before it even started. Need say no more. One and done? Any takers?

He Finished her.

by Femalesheep June 14, 2014

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fifi doll

Device used by long term prisoners composed of a sock, a latex glove, and a lubricant designed to function as a psuedo vagina.

Dude did you take my fifi doll from my bunk?

by the apothecary November 30, 2013

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Champagne Finish

When you have sex with someone and then piss over them afterwards.

Example 1

Person A: Dude i totally gave that girl a champagne finish.

Person B: DUUUUUDDDEEEE!

Example 2

Steven: Could i give you a chamagne finish

Rhiannon: Not until you give alex a copy of the cordite loop album

Steven: awwwwww

by El Sid March 3, 2007

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