Fester

Unethical lyin' ass bitch.
Last name is Santorum

Fester needs his punk-ass jaw broke.

by Cleotis May 2, 2005

fester

to cuddle, hug, hold hands, kiss, etc..

Stop festering!
Cabin 5 festers more than you.
Emily, Elise, Marissa, and Holly love to fester on the BGF.

by butterfly em August 7, 2006

Festering

The epitome of Cain

Damn, that Festering is the biggest cainer of them all

by Grandmaster Cainerslaw May 15, 2003

fester

A term in retail sales to describe a customer who is bothersome, annoying, or time consuming.

Check out Dave, he's got a fester.

That guy festered me up for two hours and I only made twenty bucks on the sale!

by D317 September 19, 2006

Festiesio

A crazy partier or partiers that only goes to the party for crazy sex or raging group orgies, When a father busts in on the party from work look for Raging Butt Sex

There were alot of "festiesio's" at that party las night.

by Ryan Reise February 10, 2008

Fester

One of the most disgusting yet disturbingly erotic stories you'll ever read on the internet. You can usually find it on pastebin.ca or 4chan's /b/, rarely though.

Guy 1: Hey man, did you read that story online called "Fester"?

Guy 2: Yeah, that shit was disgusting! I got a boner, though.

Guy 1: You sick fuck!

by -Ninja_Jesus- July 12, 2009

Fester

1. A name givin to a Kid whos mom is Known for Molesting Little kids in a hot Tub.
2. Fes..Fes..Fes..FestorIouS

Fester U Faggot! Go molest sumting!

by Daddy March 4, 2003