noah fence

A phrase that gives the user the right and privilege to say whatever they want about the person they're talking to or anyone the two parties know, providing they say this before they begin their offensive rant. Can be substituted with, "I'm sorry, but..."

Noah fence, but you're very heavy.

or
She was all like talking bout me n shit but I said, "Girl, noah fence, but your momma called and said you're too ugly to look at. Mmm hmmm!"

by teachmehowtodougie2 June 13, 2011

Fence Painting

When a male pleases a woman orally starting from one hole and going to the other and repeat as necessary.

When a hot lady walks by a guy might say, MMMMM Yea ... I would love to paint her fence. Or he might say, I would paint her fence for free.

So ladies feel free to ask your men to show you there Fence Painting technique.

by Worms and Hispandican March 24, 2008

Fence Jumper

A illegal person from either mexico,cantral or south america

geroge lopez is a fence jumper

by Carlos martinez December 28, 2005

fence foal

Paedophile

as used by Chris Morris in the Brass Eye paedophile special "you are a paedophile...you're a fence foal"

by micr.d.t September 13, 2003

fence jumper

A person who is not of the gender you're normally attracted to whom you nonetheless find insanely attractive, i.e., someone you'd jump the fence for

Angelina Jolie is a fence jumper for straight women.

by Project Rungay March 10, 2010

Crooked Fence

When you are planning to fuck your wife or girlfriend... or boyfriend in the morning but you sleep on your dick wrong and wake up with a boner that is sticking straight up!

Joe: Hey Bob I was planning on fucking your wife last night but I got a damn crooked fence!

Bob: WHAT!?

by Joe Gimm November 28, 2009

Painting the fence

The act of of licking a girl from her ass to her vagina in a up and down motion like a paintbrush.

I went out with Susie last night and ended up painting the fence

by Gunt chuck December 3, 2017