felch diva

A female that enjoys felching and exhibits a diva-like attitude.

Tabatha, you've been felching all day long and your such a bitch. You're such a felch diva.

by Robert Fitzpatrick May 4, 2004

Felching Party

A party --- all male, all female, or co-ed --- where everyone draws straws to determine each person's role. A person is selected by straws to be entered vaginally (female) or anally (male or female) by a train of dudes who each leave a deposit of their man-seed in them. One "lucky" person, determined by straw drawing, takes his or her straw and inserts it, after all deposits are made, and sucks out the gooey mess left inside.

John: Hey, Linda, we missed you at the Felching Party last night. It was a blast!

Linda: I know! I heard Rod Stewart was there and had indigestion from drinking all the baby-batter that was blown into Nicky.

by SL_808 March 27, 2013

COLOSTOMY FELCHING

Felching, but throgh a colostomy

Sarah's husband was not overly fond of colostomy felching her when her bag was full.

by Captain Keeser December 20, 2002

Felch bang

After sucking the spunk out of a gay man's brownflower, his companion proceeds to fist his ass fiercely until he faints or explodes.

"oh Todd i love when you felch bang me"

by Bon Juckley March 10, 2008

felch cut

The act of cutting one self or another during that act of felching.

Jeremy got one hell of a felch cut from little Jimmy's straw.

by Biatch551 September 10, 2005

felch a foof

The art of catching semen (or other bodily fluids) out of the air after a women foofs (a.k.a fart). A rare form of felching, usually performed by expert felchers.

Kelly: Man, you just totally packed my ass and deposited a bunch of cum in my rectum.
George: Yea, I sure did. Do you have a foof ready for me?
Kelly: One foof coming up.
George: Ok, I am ready to felch a foof. Thanks babe.

by Jon Sack August 4, 2007

felching snowball

a man will sperm in a womans anal area and a nother women will suck the sperm out with a straw then the two women swap the sperm from mouth to mouth making it thicker like a snowball

there is no example of felching snowball

by lelo101255444504 January 17, 2011