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Just the FAX, Ma'am 

What an officer or detective says to a distraught lady who is bringing him piles of assorted documents, when all he'd come for was a single facsimile-printer page that is significant to his investigation.
Retired P.I.: Years ago before the advent of the Internet and junk e-mails, I investigated countless instances of over-zealous companies' sending unrequested ads/newsletters to other businesses' printer/phone-combo machines, and so I was having to frequently say, "Just the FAX, Ma'am" when a distraught secretary would be almost-hysterically showing me all the voluminous sheafs of junk-mail that her office was receiving every day.
Just the FAX, Ma'am by QuacksO December 7, 2018
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What's a fax? 

intr. 1. an enuendo pertaining to the ass
2. noticing a nice ass
3. feeling a nice ass
4. A question posed to see or grab a nice ass
also, a fax implies to the ass in general
He takes it in the fax
or
"What's a fax?" was asked when we saw her fine ass
What's a fax? by shaqualooloo March 23, 2005
The term car fax for the information about a car that has been used! Ask a girl if she has any sex fax, meaning who has she slept with! I would ask this question before each act of intercorse with a new girl!
Boy: Girl you got an sex fax!

Girl: Yeah I have slept with two other guys no diseases!

Boy: Alright let's do this!
sex fax by Chick lover November 17, 2013

attack fax 

Aggressively faxing of a rival or opponent, usually to burn out or destroy their fax machine.

Typical attacks include:

1) Using several sheets of black paper taped end to end and repeating the transmission.
Or
2)Done in groups of 10 or more people to keep the fax machine running continually till it breaks down.
Bob over in Claims Department kept being a Fax potato. So attack faxed his machine, and now he has to hand walk his paperwork everwhere till supply gets him a new one.
attack fax by Navytron89 April 14, 2005

group fax 

Like group sex in that a fax message is sent to mulitiple recipients, who inturn, reciprocate with their own faxes.
Tina, Kim and I had a great group fax session all week long.
group fax by cycleboy April 26, 2010

Mega fax 

Something that’s true, but very true, so much that it’s MEGA true.
“Wow this test is so hard”
“Mega fax, it was so hard I think I’m finna fail”
Mega fax by bobmarley0021 August 28, 2018