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fat fucking bloated toad

A coworkers definition of the lazy stinky and annoying worker
"That fat fucking bloated toad didn't take out the trash OR wear deodorant"
by Allhailtheglowcloud February 8, 2018
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HyperDimSergalV2 said this to magnitudemuffin to make him/her look like an idiot.
HyperDimSergalV2 said "fucking-furries-flew-in-from-france-fighting-freaky-fat-fuckheads" to make magnitudemuffin look like an idiot.
by Psuedonymous Bosch November 1, 2015
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Jesus Lumps-of-Fat-Fucking Christ

(exclamation): An alternative form of the phrase "Jesus Titty-Fucking Christ," often used in response to intense anger, surprise, or joy by those who are more scientifically-oriented. Also used by those who have made the observation that tits are no more than blobs of fat on a woman's chest, and there's really no reason why men should be attracted to them.
"Jesus Lumps-of-Fat-Fucking Christ Batman!" Robin exclaimed in exalting joy. "I believe the phrase is 'Jesus Titty-Fucking Christ,' and there's no reason for you to be yelling random expletives in the batcave--you remember what I said about using the Lord's name in vain" Batman wryly replied, a small smirk slowly sliding up his weathered cheeks. "Oh please, Batman," Robin replied, "that's so vulgar of you--we both know that 'titty' is such a silly word. And besides, what purpose is there in having sex with two lumps of fat? Shouldn't we just be honest about it? It's absurd." Robin stated very matter-of-factly. "Alright," Batman replied, "just don't come crying to me with your tightpants pulled clear up your ass when you go asking some girl if you can touch her lumps of fat."
by Jesus Tits December 12, 2008
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FAt fucki Titis

a desease passed on from generation to generation from one lunch box to the next fat fuck!
OR
A dangerous desease that can arrise from an obease consumtion number of cream puffs
AS peters cut in front of me at Old Country Buffet to help himself to another helping of golden brown mashed patatoes, I yelled at him, "Peters, i believe ur comin down with fatfuckitis"
by the wild bud snatcher September 11, 2003
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fat fucker

The self derogatory term used by Dumpy of Dumpy's Rusty Nuts when on stage.
"I'ma hot lover, fat fucker, hot lover yes indeed.." ('Hot Lover' by Dumpy's Rusty Nuts - from the 'Rock The Nation' EP)
by black flag June 25, 2004
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skinny fat fucker

someone who is skinny but is a big fat fucker aka shithead aka asshole
M : like OMG put name here thinks he/she can outdo me....I run this town
C : thinks to self....here we go again
M : I know everything there is to know so that makes me the bossss
C : sure it does whatever U wanna believe dud, I mean....dude
tally : I'm scared....I'm running awayyyy now U skinny fat fucker
by Unsweetened LoVerr January 30, 2008
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