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fantasy football fan

a person who does not root for his favorite team, but rather for the players on his fantasy football team
Person 1: yes! holy shit! miles austin caught another touchdown pass!
Person 2: dude... your a giants fan
Person 3: nahhh hes just a fantasy football fan
by esquiggly mcgiggles January 17, 2010
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Fantastelicious

When something is both fantastic and delicious.
These Pumpkin Pie Martinis are Fantastelicious!
by Fatrazmo November 20, 2010
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atlantis fantastic

the code name for drinking when you're dealing with people who are against it
Dude, get ready for some MAJOR atlantis fantasticing this weekend!

I dont even remember that night. It was an atlantis fantastic.
by under rager January 19, 2010
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Final Fantasy X

A terribly underated game that derserves more credit than it will ever get. Usually put down by FFVII fanboys who are generally too stupid to play any other game, mainly because Sephiroth was in FFVII
FF7 fanboy: OMG like ff7>>>>>all other FF
Person with IQ above 10: Why
FF7 fanboy: OMG LIEK SEPHIROTH DERRRR LOLOLOLOL!
Person with IQ above 10: You're a fucking retard.
by Ridge November 12, 2004
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Fanta Se

A mocking name for Santa Fe, NM, due to the variety and amount of woo woo practitioners & seekers.
We here in Albuquerque call it Fanta Se.
by Daikenn February 6, 2007
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Fantasy Hoarder

Someone who consecutively selects multiple players at one key position in fantasy league drafts, most often in the earlier rounds when the best players are still available. This leaves the remaining choices at that position extremely sparse for the other people participating in said draft.

In most cases the Fantasy Hoarder syndrome is a mental condition much like regular Hoarding is and can rarely be helped. Also, the actions of a Fantasy Hoarder are extremely self-destructive and as such, trying to recreate/carry-out such actions is not advisable. The Fantasy Hoarder usually has one very strong position on their depth chart and their other positions are fairly weak.

The Fantasy Hoarder will then realize the error of his/her ways as a normal drafter selects one good player from each position while they’re available, resulting in a fairly equally rounded out roster.

The Fantasy Hoarder will then pester someone with a more balanced roster to trade for positions that the hoarder missed out on. The only way to counter the actions of a Fantasy Hoarder is that of Trade Bait.
Guy 3: I still don't think my receivers are good enough.
Guy 4: Dude, you got Larry Fitzgerald and Andre Johnson. You should focus on your running game. The only decent back you have is Jamaal Charles.
Guy 3: Whatever, I'm going to take Miles Austin.
Guy 4: Classic Fantasy Hoarder behavior. Dude you're going to go 3-11 at best. You need help.
Guy 3: Says you.
by Baron6489 March 28, 2011
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fantard

1. (noun) Any over-the-top fan of anything, but normally used to describe tweens and 40+ year old women who obsess over American Idol contestants.

2. (verb) To act in a manner that would suggest being a fantard.

Derived from "fan" and "retard".

Often simply "tard", especially when used in a compound noun to specify the person whom the fans adore.

The term is mostly used on Vote For The Worst.
1. I found a small group of Cooktards on an online forum praying for David Cook's album to go quadruple platinum.

2. I caught my little sister fantarding over Barack Obama at the rally. She was waving signs, screaming, and generally making a fool of herself.
by Kazyan December 9, 2008
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