Facepalm

Something that disappears once you start getting slapped around by a girl with no arms.

The guy had no facepalm, he must have been slapped by the girl over there with no arms.

by Solid Mantis September 11, 2019

Facepalm soil

A poor quality potting medium that makes a gardener wants to facepalm e.g. unprocessed palm soil.

1. This muddy clay-like plant medium is such a facepalm soil as it will turn into a brick hard soil when it dries.

2. I was forced to mix up the facepalm soil with 50% paddy husks in order to make it dry enough and give it a good irrigation.

by Pictopathy September 25, 2021

Faceplace

Faceplace a place for a face in the vagina area childrens faces leave the place (vagina) male faces sometimes female faces go to the said place (vagina)

I will be getting some faceplace action on.

by Gi-Jo-Maker September 26, 2021

FACEPLANT

FACEPLANT or FACE-PLANT

FACEPLANT happens when you fixate with whatever is on your phone's screen for too long.

Sorry Officer, I didn't see what happened; I had my faceplanted to the phone!

by Icky-Thump December 1, 2022

szent facepalm

when you want to die but someone revives you instead

that kid's joke made me Szent facepalm

by AlpahUnicorn December 19, 2018

Frogger Faceplant

When an individual (usually a Bro) repeatedly attempts to sprint across a busy dual carriageway or high-traffic road, mimicking the 80s arcade game Frogger. The act inevitably culminates in the runner losing their footing and eating pavement in front of oncoming vehicles, forcing horrified bystanders to stop traffic and rescue them from their own stupidity.

“We were just trying to enjoy the Ogoh-Ogoh parade, but Chad kept trying to dodge scooters like he was invincible. He made it across twice, but on the third trip, he performed a total Frogger Faceplant right in front of a Blue Bird taxi. We had to drag him out of the lane before he got flattened.”

by Calzords Dad March 18, 2026