Excuse

A lame reason for getting out of something. For example, "I didn't have anything to eat for breakfast so I ate my essay". Or "excuse" in the word "excuse me". For example, "excuse me for sneezing on your dress."

Excuse me, but that was a lame excuse.

by Autumn Applegate February 18, 2021

excuse hole

Your mouth where all the fucking excuses come from

Oh my god you didn't do it well enough

God damn shut your excuse hole you blithering idiot

by Goh nakhor October 1, 2018

Exclude

The act of purposely leaving out someone you and your friend group hates, even though this person may think otherwise. Typically, this person performed an action or said something to cause their exclusion.

Damn, it was so much better without Jackie, I’m so glad we chose to exclude him.

by JpMorgan122334 January 12, 2019

funny or die exclusive

An over-scripted, over-acted piece of rubbish found only on the web site "Funny or Die." Not to be confused with actual FUNNY "Funny or Die" content.

Shake your sillies out is easy to learn and adorable to watch. But according to new research, there's only one problem: it doesn't work. Now a Funny or Die exclusive!

by Cheetahmen March 27, 2011

Wet slide, chronic excuse

A phrase that can be used to excuse anything.

Dave: "Hey, man! Why'd you just rape my cat?!"
Jack: "Wet slide, chronic excuse."
Dave: "Oh, okay then."

by Jackadave January 1, 2011

unilateral non disclosed temporary revocation of mutual exclusivity

To Cheat or have an affair, its legalese

I had a unilateral non disclosed temporary revocation of mutual exclusivity with my gf last night when I hooked up with her sister.

Baby I did not cheat, we simply had a unilateral non disclosed temporary revocation of mutual exclusivity.

by Pedro the Poet September 20, 2011

Exclusion

A blissful reward that's meant to be a punishment. Possibly the most stupid punishment a school can impose. It is a period of time when an offending kid is not allowed to return to their for seriously breaking rules. Most kids get excluded because school is the last place on Earth they want to be. So they get what they want in the end.

Cassie was given an 8-day exclusion for bunking off, so she smiled, relaxed, and enjoyed the freedom.

by sume1 September 25, 2007