Joner (Essex Version)

This word has two meanings:

1. To be on one's own, friendless.
2. To want to marry someone.

This was defined especially for Rosie McCallum, she's cool :)

1. You didn't reply on the facebook post! Now I look like a Joner.
2. "Joner ." "I do."

No-one knows if these are correct, except from Rosie herself, seeing as she made up Joner (Essex Version)

by ROOOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN. September 5, 2009

essence

a bootneck term - to be really good, nice or beautiful.

ah that meal last night was essence

that chick i met last night was essence!

by toyah August 6, 2007

Gamer Essence

That magical aura that you produce when you fall into the state of "Sicko Mode" in a game. It is possible to capture it in a container for later usage. This aura is commonly used as an ingredient of gamer boosters like G fuel.

Kyle was radiating with Gamer Essence while dumping on kids in Minecraft Hunger Games.

by Nitskyi July 4, 2019

Esbenshade

Synonym for "awesome" or "awesomeness."

Girrl, that new car is so ESBENSHADE!

by TheNextMonet December 2, 2011

Herbal Essences

The act of ripping open a girls ass and pouring shampoo right down. Now when she takes a shit she cleans your toilet.

John get me the herbal essences

by HACKz1337 April 2, 2009

Eisenhower

Short for the Eisenhower Expressway in Chicago, also known as Interstate 290.

"Ahh shit, the Eisenhower is jammed AGAIN."

by Marcus Intalex May 16, 2003

Essendon

Also known as the Essendon Bombers. The single most brilliant team in the afl. Have won more premierships than any other side and have the most brilliant coach (Kevin Sheedy). Unfortunatly (sp) they will only win two matches this year, because they are currently crap.

Essendon are the greatest team to ever play Aussie Rules.

by FREAKISHone March 28, 2005