1) A car dealership in the Baltimore-DC Metro area where you can purchase overpriced late model luxury vehicles at extremely high interest rates.
"Yo Dawg, I'mma get me a BMW at Eastern Motors...$50 grand for a 2003 5 series, nigger rich fool!"
"At Eastern Motors...your jobs your credit!"
"At Eastern Motors...your jobs your credit!"
by GilbertArenas March 8, 2010
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A super awesome, caring and funny guy, who makes a great best friend, and is super easy to fall in love with, but for some reason, has very bad taste in girls. He is extremly hot, and many girls have a crush on him. He is often short (but sexy), has strong faith in God, and loves his mother. Alot.
by EpicuteKat November 24, 2010
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Get the epstein mug.The eastern side of the Cascade Mountains in Washington State.
Eastern Washington is desert, with hills. There is nothing of value in eastern Washington. In the summer it is very hot, and in the winter it is barren and cold. Cities include Spokane, Pullman, Ellensberg, Yakima, Sunnyside, Othello, and Walla Walla. There is a lot of farm land, the state prison, Washington State University, and more Mexicans than any other race. You can find a large Mexican gang population of Surenos and Norentos in every single town in eastern Washington.
The Tri-Cities, in the middle of the state, is the fastest growing metropolitan area in the entire United States. That is one good thing about Eastern Washington.
Completely different than western Washington, which is modern, with technology, the biggest cities (besides Spokane and Tri-Cities) like Seattle, Tacoma, Olympia, Vancouver, Bellevue, Renton, and Everett. It has lush green forests. And rain. No snow, no heat, just gray skies and rain. Eastern Washingtoniens hate Western Washingtoniens, and vice-versa.
Eastern Washington is desert, with hills. There is nothing of value in eastern Washington. In the summer it is very hot, and in the winter it is barren and cold. Cities include Spokane, Pullman, Ellensberg, Yakima, Sunnyside, Othello, and Walla Walla. There is a lot of farm land, the state prison, Washington State University, and more Mexicans than any other race. You can find a large Mexican gang population of Surenos and Norentos in every single town in eastern Washington.
The Tri-Cities, in the middle of the state, is the fastest growing metropolitan area in the entire United States. That is one good thing about Eastern Washington.
Completely different than western Washington, which is modern, with technology, the biggest cities (besides Spokane and Tri-Cities) like Seattle, Tacoma, Olympia, Vancouver, Bellevue, Renton, and Everett. It has lush green forests. And rain. No snow, no heat, just gray skies and rain. Eastern Washingtoniens hate Western Washingtoniens, and vice-versa.
Kid from Seattle: "Im going to go to Eastern Washington on a college visit to WSU!!"
*crosses cascades* "wow this is different"
*2 hours later* wow there is nothing here
*passes through Yakima* "were those gunshots? i'm lost.. but everyone here is a mexican"
*driving through palouse* "kill me now"
*gets to WSU 5 hours later* "fuck this. I'll apply to UW!!"
*gets rejected in favor of Asian kid from out of state*
*crosses cascades* "wow this is different"
*2 hours later* wow there is nothing here
*passes through Yakima* "were those gunshots? i'm lost.. but everyone here is a mexican"
*driving through palouse* "kill me now"
*gets to WSU 5 hours later* "fuck this. I'll apply to UW!!"
*gets rejected in favor of Asian kid from out of state*
by SeattleSweat December 3, 2013
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Woman: Please, can we give Esteban a proper funeral? I never knew him, but he's just too sexy to throw away.
Man: Shut up, he's nothing special.
Woman: But have you seen his face?
Man: That is the sexiest man I have ever seen in my life. Let us surround him with good luck charms and plant fields of flowers in his honor!
Man: Shut up, he's nothing special.
Woman: But have you seen his face?
Man: That is the sexiest man I have ever seen in my life. Let us surround him with good luck charms and plant fields of flowers in his honor!
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