Drunk elephant

Even in your sober state, a naturally clumsy person going to the gym.

If you think reparations are for you you're more high than a drunk elephant

by Sexydimma December 29, 2021

elephant savage

When someone acts in a savage way at a white elephant. For example, they are the host and end up with the last number, they take their gift because it is the best in the room, or they bring a $5 bottle of wine when it says the gift has to be at least $20.

Stephanie: (Opens gift and gets a google home mini.) "This is awesome, I have always wanted one of these... and it's from Kevin... he is the man."
Kevin: (picks the last number) "Well since I am last and I brought the best gift, I will take the google home mini!"
Stephanie: "Kevin is a straight Elephant Savage up in this bitch. He took his own gift!"

by TheKtotheG December 12, 2018

saw the elephant

a metaphor for having experienced combat

"Together, we saw the elephant." David Hackworth, Defending America, "Lest We Forget", 23 May 2000. http://www.hackworth.com/23may00.html

by Richard White July 24, 2008

fretting elephant

When a dude fucks a fat chick and never calls her back. She sits at home wondering when he will call her. It never happens. Ever.

Dude. I think I got a fretting elephant on my hands. She wont stop calling me.

Yeah dude. She needs to take the hint.

I won't ever call her back.

by The Russians June 21, 2011

soggy elephant

A fun and loving brother, father, or male role model that expresses compassion and Christian humanist values and appeals to the st Lukes 5 R's.

Max whealy is a soggy elephant

by whealybin April 5, 2023

Shoot the elephant

1.) to calm down, to "chill out" or relax. can be used as a slang exclamation asking someone to calm down
2.) attacking a large, gray animal called an elephant with a firearm

1.) "Dude, shoot the elephant, okay man? I'm sorry!"

2.) "Shoot the elephant! It's coming right towards us! Look at it's mighty tusks!"

by Maia Sinaiko December 20, 2009

elephant cock

a huge penis

i have an elephant cock

by pro-nun-seee-a-shun September 8, 2003