Premature Ejaculation

Finishing your manly ammunition even before your target appears.

Holly : *spanking her ass* Hey boy, come get me
Bill : Er....puchk
Holly : Not that come you dumbfuck
Bill : Damn you Premature Ejaculation

by Night Patrol June 25, 2015

Post Ejaculation Depression Syndrome

The feeling a guy who rarely gets laid has the second day after having sex. The opposite of post ejaculation euphoria.

Jerry: "What is wrong with Jim today? He seemed so euphoric yesterday.

Steve: "He must be suffering from that post ejaculation depression syndrome.

by desertfox23 January 31, 2010

immature ejaculation

Busting your load on your partner in way that is amusing to you and/or your friends but not so much to your partner. It can involve anything from pulling out and busting a nut on her face/ear to such famed manuevers as the spiderman, superman or even the gorilla.

Erin wasn't too impressed when Shawn pulled an immature ejaculation and came on her nose.

by Phill Latio February 15, 2008

ejaculating

At Orgasm, when your dick produces this salty piss like liquid known as Cum or Semen, and you spray it on someone, therefore, you are ejaculating on them.

So, I started to masturbate and my girlfriend said she wanted cum sprayed all over her face and tits, so then, I was ejaculating on her.

by shitless sam January 21, 2018

Evacation

a term used by hurricane evacuees who never get to go on vacations and don't stress about mandatory evacuations and leaving home for safety. Evacations are evacuation vacations .

We enjoyed our evacation this yr Thanks Rita for sending this coonass to Texas.

by wonderwoman2015 September 2, 2017

Ejaculation

The point where semen shoots out of a man's penis, due to the achievement of an orgasm.

In order to get to this process, a man must stimulate genitals in some way (whether that be through fellatio, sexual intercourse or just masturbation) with an erection, in order for the fluids from the testicles to build up towards the penis.

Other than that, it is pretty self-explanatory.

Herman: How did you masturbate?
Stan: Oh, I just watched some porn and ejaculation occurred.

by Simplistic Seth July 26, 2012

premature ejaculation

The reason why most idiots are on this planet. Without it, we wouldn't need to believe in better places such as Heaven and Cancuun

Premature ejaculation is the most common reason why half the world exists.

by MIchael Reschke (Former U.S. Marine) June 15, 2006