Ewan

Ewan has a tiny penis and a huge nose. He will often use his nose as a penis. Ewan also enjoys humping the shit out of random people

Brad- oh shit look out ewan is coming

by Absolutealphamale69 June 3, 2019

Ewar

Word Derived from a McDonalds toy that was used to prank call people. When squeezed the toy (a fish) made a noise kind of like "ewwwwwwaaannrrrr", which was shortend to "Ewar". It is a finishing statement of 'in your face'.
-Used in the same context of "served!"

-*ring* *ring* *ring*
-Hello?
-ewwwwwwaaannnnnnnrrrr *click*

(After warren lost a game)
-Hey warren
-Yah?
-EWWWWWAAAAANNRRRR!!!!!!

by Cacklack July 7, 2005

Ewan

Claims to have big dick energy yet he knows that he has a little pecker. He is hella autistic and loves to fondle with mens balls and touch little kids with Harvey's. He loves anal with Taylor and occasionally fists Charlie and Konrad.

Ewan: hey

Small Kid: hey dad
Ewan: Oh yes kid say that again
Small Kid: DADDYYYYYYYY
EWAN: AHHHHHHHH
*VIGOROUS FISTING NOISES*

by Ilove69WithUrMum May 2, 2019

Ewan

The largest homosexual in the known universe, has a dog called Franklin

Bruv, least I'm not as gay as Ewan

by EwanGotPranked March 29, 2019

Ewan

A very cool guy who goes under the alias of Super Saiyan Goku.

Ewan is very cool and goes under the alias Super Saiyan Goku.

by Some Guy From Neoseeker September 23, 2004

Ewan

Someone with a hairline is receding faster than the speed of light

Hair is falling.
All around us.
Children playing receding.
It is the season for hair loss and balding.
Merry Christmas Ewan

by Jamal Ahem 3rd March 6, 2019

Ewan

Ewan is a right twat that no matter what you will always be slightly annoyed at him because his face is just generaly insulting

person 1 : see that ewan over there i really want to punch him

Person 2 : same what an asshole he is

by the truth speaker type 2 November 22, 2018