textil dysfunction

Much similar to erectile dysfunction except it only occurred over text

My boyfriend is no fun over text, it's like he has textil dysfunction or something

by Jose Hernendes April 30, 2016

erectile dysfunction

when peepee dont go up when trying to do the hot sex

bro i have erectile dysfunction come take a look

by sloppymashies July 19, 2020

Dysfunctional Alcoholic

A person who is so addicted to alcohol, that they require alcohol in order to perform simple day to day tasks. This is different from a functional alcoholic, which is someone who can function without drinking and is merely an insufferable fuckwad when they haven't had a drink in a while.

Did you hear about Dave? He's turned into a dysfunctional alcoholic and his house is being reposessed.

by Baldr57 August 10, 2020

Ereptile dysfunction

The dysfunction of only being turned on by reptiles.

"Did you hear that Juan only gets turned on by reptiles?"
"Oh yeah, he has ereptile dysfunction"

by BigethBoi September 1, 2020

dysfunctional creative

Someone who is creative but doesn't know what to do with their life or what they are passionate about.

I am a dysfunctional creative.

by dysf September 30, 2020

Cyberets dysfunction

A person that has to constantly say everything on their mind on a blog in order to feel relevant even at a time when no one else is contributing to the said blog. Person is unable to hold themselves back like with Turrets syndrome they also may encounter a type of tic. Typically in the fingers or what they type with. An armless person who types with their feet may have tic in their toes.

Ward commented on a sports blog at:

Ward @ 2:06A.M. I would like to make a comment on Pendleton. I wonder if he got a book for Dummies on How To Be A First Base Coach?

Ward @ 2:12A.M. Anyways you get the idea…….To the Heat Fans your team sucks!!!! Get over it!!!! Trust in Kimbrel’s stuff! He has a great fastball; I think he could be as good as Rob Dibble…..

Ward @ 2:15A.M. Instead of The Heat. Your team should be called the Char-Coals……. Just a little joke!! Anyone listening?? Time for bed night all…..and be good!

Ward @ 2:18A.M. My toilet is stopped up!?! Man how did humans ever exist without plumbing?!

Ward @ 2:21A.M. Why does it hurt when I poopy? My bum hurts!? Go!! Braves!!!

Other Blogger @ 8:00A.M. WTF?!?!?! I think Ward has Cyberets dysfunction!!

by PureEvilOne February 23, 2011

nigger dysfunction

Often confused with 'Erectile Dysfunction', Nigger Dysfunction is a disorder that prevents your meat from being turned on by black people.

Johnny:"Look at that black bitch shes so bad!"
Andrew Tate: "Bro I have nigger dysfunction she doesn't turn me on."

by pumpkinfanumtaxJason November 7, 2023