Dysfunctional

"The Minds Of The Hype House Are Dysfunctional" (Good Sentence Isn't It)
by SkrtZ On YT May 01, 2021
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dysfunctional little fuck

Not operating normally or properly or unable to deal adequately with normal social relations.
You're a dysfunctional little fuck. One phone call could get you onto Ricki Lake.

One phone call, you and you're fucked up family. Ricki would get 10 episodes out of you!
by de-pube December 01, 2022
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Dysfunctional Alcoholic

A person who is so addicted to alcohol, that they require alcohol in order to perform simple day to day tasks. This is different from a functional alcoholic, which is someone who can function without drinking and is merely an insufferable fuckwad when they haven't had a drink in a while.
Did you hear about Dave? He's turned into a dysfunctional alcoholic and his house is being reposessed.
by Baldr57 August 11, 2020
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eructile dysfunction

The inability to burp or belch.
Tom: I feel like I need to burp and just can't.
Craig: I think you might be suffering from eructile dysfunction.
by BuffDudeTotally February 22, 2024
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brorectile dysfunction

When a pair of bros are offered a threesome but can't get a boner.
John and Alex got brorectile dysfunction when Jenny asked them to come to bed due to a previous threesome.
by Enclave General May 05, 2015
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When you say something so cringey and disgusting yet you feel nothing about the person that you have wronged.. it gives the rest of us shivers. This is how we stare back at you.
Him: She looks fantastic absolutely gorgeous picture perfect so fine with everything in the rite places... alright alright alright

Us: *Stares in Erectile Dysfunction*
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dysfunctional creative

Someone who is creative but doesn't know what to do with their life or what they are passionate about.
I am a dysfunctional creative.
by dysf October 01, 2020
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