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dylanitis

1) The inability to curse

2) You repeat what others say when attempting to curse

3) This disorder is usually not noticeable. If someone with the disorder is asked “Say the F word”, they will repeat most of the time. These are the first symptoms. Others with this disorder may have to go to a few private therapy sessions in order for those effected to have the courage and energy to curse.
Example:
Person : Say the F word.
Infected Person : The F word

If this happens, it could be a sign of dylanitis, which is a very rare disorder.
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dylan

dylan is a complete and utter boss. if you ever meet one never let him go. always wanting to be outside, dating, gaming or doing things he shouldn't a dylan is one to never give up on. big biceps, sexy looks and a great personality all come as part of the package. if you ever date a dylan never let him go. once in a relationship a dylan is devoted, kind, caring and loving provided you treat him right.
meowscles looks weak next to a dylan
love a dylan to have a good life of plenty
by death wants you to join him April 16, 2020
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Dylan

An awesome dude who is amazing and deserves better than nothing.
He is an amazing Dylan!
by Arlosbro February 9, 2019
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Dylan

A real savage ass nigga that got his friends back 24/7
That is a Dylan
by Name Fax February 16, 2021
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Dylan

If you know a Dylan they are type of guy that cares about everyone and everything.
When he wants something, he really wants it more than anything else.

He hides his feelings because he puts everyone else first and doesn’t want anyone to worry about him.
Dylan he is usually something.
He is scared, lonely, sad, hanging on by a thread, angry with himself mostly, secluded, loving very loving.
Any girl would be lucky to have a Dylan
Because if your that girl your the only thing on his mind ever and is willing to do anything for you
I used to know a Dylan he was happy but if you know a Dylan he is a fighter but easily broken
Girl 1: omg your boyfriend,Dylan he is so sweet.

Girl 2: oh? He’s not my boyfriend.

Girl 1:omg really? You guys Made a really great couple.

Girl 2:we broke up... but were just friends now

Girl 1:he seems like he still loves you

Girl 2: yeah i know... I think i hurt him and its all my fault i mean look at him he looks broken and deserves someone much more better than me

Girl 1:i dont think he believes that

Girl 2: it wouldn’t be like dylan to believe that...
by D0esn’t matter October 22, 2019
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Dylan

Wow. Simply wow, they can be amazing and caring all at once. Also being able to comfort most anyone.. Though they tend to make bad choices and sometimes have things from their past that might not be the best for their futures.

They have a great sense of humor, albeit a perverted one. They can get along with both guys and girls and aren't quick to judge, and if they do they can change their opinion quickly.
Usually a guy, sometimes could be a girl.

Very curious, very secretive, very naive. Though they seem to think otherwise.
Dylan is so kind..
by 83M^_^♡ June 25, 2018
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Dylan

One who throws ass with the velocity of a small jet. One who eats ass with the velocity of a big jet. One who destroys puss. One who’s hair looks like that of Zeus. He once ate a 15 pound burger in 15 minutes…and then ate ass. He is…Dylan
“Bro. How does one become a Dylan”
Impossible bro. You either have it or you don’t”
by Swaggy872 November 26, 2022
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