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Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 campers 

These are the people that will sit in one area of a map on Modern Warfare 2 and either snipe, or lay down claymores by themselves so no one can get near them. Usually the sign of a bad player who thinks they are the best.
Playing Team Deathmatch at Highrise, The Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 campers favorite level:

COD Player #1: Damn! I got sniped again!
COD Player#2: Yea, there's a bitch ass camper on the crane.
COD Player#1: What?!? You can get on the crane?
COD PLayer#2: Yep. Little bitch burrowed himself in there like a tick.
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Call Of Duty Madness 

when you play cod so much everything just instantly sets you over the edge and you go fuckin nuts, you scream at everything and about everything
(Call Of Duty Madness)
mroof023 killed by xXbiker45...
wdessa36 killed by ThAMayn69...

Mark:YOU CAMPING MOTHER FUCKING PUSSY GROW A SET....FUCK!

Wes:What the FUCK was that come on! no way

Mark:FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!

Wes:ok we need to go fly a kite or something before we kill someone

Call of duty modern warfare 

A game were theres toxic racist 9 year olds that sit around on there fat asses with a riot shields and fucking 725s camping in corners
Jimmy got raped by a 725 in call of duty modern warfare

Cause of Divorce (Call of Duty) 

An ultra-popular FPS series that (in the minds of some) is so addictive, that it can often lead to many cases of negligence towards loved ones. This often results in divorces - which is ironic, considering that the abbreviation for the Call of Duty series is 'CoD' - the same as 'Cause of Divorce'.
Gamer 1: "Hey, want to play some cee-oh-dee?
Gamer 2: "Sorry, but if I played that game again, the missus would murder me to hell."

That scene demonstrates the obscenely powerful, lasting effect of Cause of Divorce (Call of Duty).

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 

The ending of teen pregnancy.
Elise, no wonder you never wanna come over, you are always playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare!

Call of Duty 

The most overrated video game series of all time.
When everyone talks about how awesome the new Call of Duty is, it makes me want to play it less than I did when I first heard about it. All the hype takes away from the actual experience. Just like losing your virginity.

call of duty 

a practice which involves sucking out your own eyes and losing all your friends simotaniously
-"hey bob get the new call of duty game?"

-"im not your friend anymore."
call of duty by greg dugan April 26, 2010