Duncan Riley

The fastest runner in the world

I wish I was as fast as Duncan Riley

by Not Luc December 29, 2019

Rubber Duchess

Undertaking a masturbatory act on oneself, wearing Marigold rubber gloves and your Mother's best pearls or costume jewellery.

Nah, can't stay for another one lads. Got to pop home to let the Rubber Duchess out before Mum gets back from Aunty Karen's.

by I am Simon, I am bald. August 5, 2016

Bob Duncan

Bob is the hottest man alive. He was the best father ever and after his weight loss the other guys didn’t stand a chance. 10/10 beautiful man.

Bob Duncan is hot.

by im helpful June 9, 2018

Duncan Trussell

A hilarious, intuitive stand-up comedian. Has his own podcast called the Duncan Trussell Family Hour and is constantly a guest on the Joe Rogan Experience and the Deathsquad podcasts. Advocate of psychedelics, Buddhism, world change, and marijuana, among other things. An uber nerd, but an awesome person and role model nonetheless. To stand in the same room with him is the greatest honor known to man.

Dude, I saw Duncan Trussell today at the Ice House. He is fuckin' hilarious!

by acidprince August 12, 2012

Charlatan Duchess

She is a middle aged woman trying to live out her childhood fantasies of being a princess by manipulating a stupid British prince into marrying her by pretending to be pregnant. She is not liked by the British people and spends a lot of taxpayer dollars trying to get them to like her. She also spends a lot of time obsessing about her image on social media and spreading gossip about Kate Middleton.

Meghan Markle is a Charlatan duchess.

by Royalty rocks May 1, 2019

Duncan Hills Coffee

a song written by the band known as Dethklok. It was performed at Batsfjord, Norway where over 300,000 fans attended to hear the single be performed live. Fans signed "pain waivers" before attending this concert due to its brutality. The song was written for the Duncan Hills Coffee Corporation. According to the Frontman Nathan Explosion, they were there..."to make coffee metal, everything metal... Blacker than the blackest black, times infinity."

My best friend died at the Dethklok concert while listening to "Duncan Hills Coffee".

by the ibanez of death September 19, 2008

Duncan's noodle

An asian teacher (randomly named Duncan) had punished his student just because that student didn't share his noodles to him during the online class. How ridiculous!
The noun phrase is used to describe something that is extremely ridiculous.

A: I just got punished by my parent because I study too hard that I got full mark in my previous exam.
B: That's totally a Duncan's noodle.

by The_Ultimate_Guy March 2, 2022