Derek dumper is a man who hates vegans, and pulled off one of the best hoax in history by creating a fake vegan festival.
Good afternoon Derek Dumper where is the festival? “Romsey town hall” ok see you soon
Derek Dumper we are here! “Theirs a bench outside wait there will be 5 mins I’m just going to the burger van does anyone want a beef burger”
Derek Dumper we are here! “Theirs a bench outside wait there will be 5 mins I’m just going to the burger van does anyone want a beef burger”
by Mr Dumper October 28, 2020
Get the Derek Dumper mug.The most talented musician in the band who is always underrated. Known for their rhythm, drummers are the best dancers and the best in bed. Fact: Drummers are blessed with large penises and have a higher threesome rate than other band members. We attract the hottest girls because we always play with our shirts off and have the most athletic instrument in the band causing us to be the most in shape. Fact: we have strong forearms leading to multiple orgasms to any girl that can handle it.
Example 1:
Person 1: Dude, some guy just fucked my girlfriend and my sister. At the same time.
Person 2: yep, hes a drummer.
Example 2:
Girl 1: look at that drummer....he looks so sexy banging those drums with his shirt off.
Girl 2 : lets have him drive the train on us.
Girl 1: okay.
Person 1: Dude, some guy just fucked my girlfriend and my sister. At the same time.
Person 2: yep, hes a drummer.
Example 2:
Girl 1: look at that drummer....he looks so sexy banging those drums with his shirt off.
Girl 2 : lets have him drive the train on us.
Girl 1: okay.
by Nicodemous March 25, 2009
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by Alex GERONIMO! December 28, 2005
Get the dumper mug.a type of love that causes the person inflicted with it to fall in love with drummers of any kind... people in drummerlove find it hard to concentrate on real life and drift into an imaginary world and tend to laugh an awful lot! (a bit like the laughing cow).
a known side affect to drummerlove is constant texting from person in love to certain drummer which results in a small old mobile making a hellish beep beep noise
a known side affect to drummerlove is constant texting from person in love to certain drummer which results in a small old mobile making a hellish beep beep noise
"BEEP BEEP"
"mate who keeps texting you!"
person infected with drummerlove replies "my dad" whilst laughing hysterically and texting back immediatly
"mate who keeps texting you!"
person infected with drummerlove replies "my dad" whilst laughing hysterically and texting back immediatly
by lisa holton September 4, 2006
Get the drummerlove mug.The proven theory that the drummer is always the first one to die no matter the condition of the band or its members. This is parodied in the 1984 film, "This is Spinal Tap", in the which one of their drummers simply "exploded" on stage Well known drummers that have succumbed to this include Keith Moon of The Who,John Bonham of Led Zeppelin, and The Rev of Avenged Sevenfold
"Dude, another fucking drummer just died, what the hell do you blame this on?"
Me: Drummer Death Theory....
Me: Drummer Death Theory....
by Joshie G. April 28, 2010
Get the Drummer Death Theory mug.Meaning less intelligent than the excriment of a flighted nocternal bird who feasts on small rodents and posses the capability of viewing 180 degrees.
by Chris Wollesen April 1, 2006
Get the dumber than owl shit mug.people who are responsible for driving the beat in the band. drummers appear usually in two forms.
first theres the naturally talented, good headed drummer with alot to contribute and minimal bitching, this can go either way with the stereotype of being under appreciated.
secondly theres the drummer that is very talented yet cant stop bitching and complaining about how much work they do and how expensive equipment is. this type will go on forever about how much drum equipment costs and how they have the most stuff to haul and will pester the shit out of you with all of these facts that you really dont care about. these guys give drummers a bad name and are responsible for the asshole stereotype. most common in death metal drummers.
first theres the naturally talented, good headed drummer with alot to contribute and minimal bitching, this can go either way with the stereotype of being under appreciated.
secondly theres the drummer that is very talented yet cant stop bitching and complaining about how much work they do and how expensive equipment is. this type will go on forever about how much drum equipment costs and how they have the most stuff to haul and will pester the shit out of you with all of these facts that you really dont care about. these guys give drummers a bad name and are responsible for the asshole stereotype. most common in death metal drummers.
guitar player: ok lets do that again from the top
drummer #2: dude youre not the one that has to play is man its like im using my whole body to play it and its hard and do you know how expensive these heads are? it costs me like 5 dollars every time i play a song and.......
guitar player: fuck it
drummer #2: dude youre not the one that has to play is man its like im using my whole body to play it and its hard and do you know how expensive these heads are? it costs me like 5 dollars every time i play a song and.......
guitar player: fuck it
by sylterria April 21, 2008
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