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Drummer

The most talented musician in the band who is always underrated. Known for their rhythm, drummers are the best dancers and the best in bed. Fact: Drummers are blessed with large penises and have a higher threesome rate than other band members. We attract the hottest girls because we always play with our shirts off and have the most athletic instrument in the band causing us to be the most in shape. Fact: we have strong forearms leading to multiple orgasms to any girl that can handle it.

Example 1:

Person 1: Dude, some guy just fucked my girlfriend and my sister. At the same time.

Person 2: yep, hes a drummer.

Example 2:

Girl 1: look at that drummer....he looks so sexy banging those drums with his shirt off.

Girl 2 : lets have him drive the train on us.

Girl 1: okay.

by Nicodemous March 25, 2009