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salmon dressing

When a man wants a woman to squirt on his oven baked salmon, before he can eat it. Eg. Like a condiment. Fetish.
Matt: “man, I just wanna go to Amsterdam and pay some hot chick for a salmon dressing.”
by 9tea December 1, 2021
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Skype-dressed

(Adj) dressed professionally, looking good, but only from the waist up.
Sally looked nice skype-dressed for her online meeting; she could afford a nicer top because she no longer wore pants.
by Plato9983 August 18, 2020
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Dressed for trade

A description of a woman wearing tight and/or revealing clothing, with (un)suitable hair, makeup, shoes and jewellry, making her appear like a prostitute seeking clients.

The term does not imply that she actually is a working girl, merely that she is dressed blatantly to attract men; it can be used perjoratively by other women about somneone they assess as better dressed or more attractive than themselves - the object of their ire does not necessarilty look sleazy or cheap.
"Oh my God, look at Kitty ! I mean, boots, fishnets and a miniskirt ?"

"That bitch is dressed for trade, you'd better get Mike out of here, they used to date and she's obviously on the prowl again."
by Eighth of Seven April 9, 2009
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hoe dress

A dress you wear with the intention to get banged by some hot guy or girl. Sometimes has intentions of the other person taking their dress off with their teeth. Most of the time, a hoe dress will have multiple slits on the sides, including the middle (for easy access).
Jennifer went out on Friday night with her hoe dress to pick up some guys, even though she’s married.
by Air Headed Bitch June 14, 2021
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Dress shoes

A code word for a secret hook up, usually involving cash or friends.
by 5678m February 3, 2022
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ranch dressing

what happens when the salad is realllly good lookin ;)
melissa: so...did he like produce the ranch dressing???
sharla: ofc
by headless hotdog December 31, 2019
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Dressing the Wound

(verb)

Synonym for "Paint Brushing;" To brush your Cack or Penis against a juicy vagina.
I spent the first 20 minutes Dressing the Wound before I finally slipped it in.
by Diddypop/Daddy May 1, 2008
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