Lubrireus-defenestration

The act of being hogtied, gutted, and thrown from a window.

ORIGIN From the Latin roots Lubricus, Reus, Defenestra

Wow, did I actually see a real world application of lubrireus-defenestration? Crazy!

Alternatively:

Hannibal pulled some serious lubrireus-defenestration on inspector Pazzi's ass.

by Latinman! April 11, 2009

unpublished defenition

an unpublished defenition is wasted time

wow once again i wasted my time on an unpublished defenition

by originalnugman April 27, 2019

the toothpaste defense

When asked about a jizz stain left on a sofa, t-shirt, towel, etc. one will often use the toothpaste defense

To avoid embarrassment, Danny used the toothpaste defense when his mother inquired about the sticky white stains all over his laundry.

Mom: Danny, I've been going through your laundry, and I've discovered a multitude of sticky white stains on almost all your clothes
Danny: It's just toothpaste, ma.

Wise teen: I used the toothpaste defense once, but after that I started doing my own laundry

by hombretropical July 29, 2012

Self Defense

popular method of thwarting muggers. Patented by self defense instructor Brett Kaywood and has proved to be effective in the only laboaratory that matters: The streets. When confronted by a mugger, the method consists of 2 simple steps:

1) Gain wrist control

2) Pull out your gun

This technique can be used in many situations such as:

- You're walking home from work when a mugger confronts you in a back alleyway because he wants crack.

- Your best friend mugs you at his barbacue because he wants your money to buy crack.

- Your mugger is sleeping in their own bed (remember to climb in through the window) and is mugging you for crack.

- Your mugger is bound by the wrists in the trunk of your car and he is mugging you because he needs crack.

Person 1: I heard it was your grandma's 100th birthday today. How did that go?

Person 2: She tried mugging me to buy crack so I used what I learned from Self Defense and pulled out my gun.

by eclipseballer603 December 9, 2008

Facebook Defense

After a friend takes embarassing photos of you (likely involving alcohol-induced activities), staying logged into facebook awaiting aforementioned "friend" to tag said photos of you, allowing you to quickly de-tag them before the rest of the world finds out.

I spent all day sunday playing facebook defense against the photo documentation of last night's debauchery.

by Bignatius December 20, 2008

Defensive Assholing

The act in which a man defends himself when his woman is being a nagging pain in the ass.

The act of defending oneself against claims of nagging, which leads a man to become an asshole.

Since my girlfriend picks me apart, I have turned to defensive assholing to make my point.

by assholer1 February 17, 2010

Mel Gibson Defence

When on uses the excuse of being an alcohlic to justify doing something incredibly stupid or unorthodox. The term was originally coined after Mel Gibson repeatedly used the excuse of being an alcoholic for doing stupid things; notably making the Passion of the Christ.

Jerrell: Yo, that guy just got raped by that Frat Boy 12 times in an hour!

Liam: Yeah, but he's got the Mel Gibson Defence.

Jerrell: True dat. Hey, you thinking what I'm thinking?

by zilchonocomprendo April 14, 2009