Doggie Downer

Pro-Animal activists who share disturbing animal cruelty pics/stories on Social Media.

Had to unfollow Sarah McLaughlin ... can't take the Doggie Downer pics.

by OffLeash2017 January 9, 2020

Eskimo downer

When some chick is downs as fuck but doesn't look like it.

Dude, I totally fucked that chick last night!

You crazy bro, she was a total Eskimo downer. You're sick.

by Gympo January 18, 2020

Michael Han-downer

A frustrated male version of a Debbie-Downer who complains about everything during an awesome trip.

Why are you so grumpy that we have to drive to North Carolina? Stop being a Michael Han-Downer.

by Jbhomie October 28, 2020

Self-downer

A person who doesn’t care about themselves, but cares about other people

Boy 1: Woah did you see someone tripped Susie and all she did was ask if the boy was okay

Boy 2: Yeah what a self-downer

by Amual January 24, 2018

Den Dog Downer

Time ranging from 5 min to 4 hours

Im just down the road im 5 mins away
(he's doing a Den Dog Downer)

by SLeepytoilet July 19, 2021

Debbie Downer

lauren

Lauren is a debbie downer

by Sexy Face Simon July 25, 2021

Dyson Downer

The sinking feeling you get when using a hand dryer that isn't a Dyson Airblade. The feeling is especially pronounced if using a pathetic Dyson lookalike, which may take several minutes to dry your hands.

What took you so long?
Sorry just had a real bad Dyson Downer. The dryer in that toilet might be the same shape as a Dyson, but it sure as shit doesn't work like one

by TheGreatJC June 12, 2012