The 'Wellington Doughnut', a sexual act where in one licks and sexually stimulates a school teacher's anus from under a table whilst the teacher is defecating.
by Ziyi August 14, 2007
A round, doughnut-shaped pillow for people with hemorrhoids to sit on to protect their sensitive anues. Usually just "doughnut."
by BustaRoids December 26, 2004
A woman's vagina. If you're from Canada you would spell it beef donut... you can try dunking a beef doughnut, but the owner of the beef doughnut may get mad.
Billy walks in on his naked mother in the shower...
Billy points at his others mid section..
Billy - "Mom what's that?"
Mom - "Uhmm, that's where your father hit me with an ax."
Billy = "Nice shot, got you right in the beef doughnut".
Billy points at his others mid section..
Billy - "Mom what's that?"
Mom - "Uhmm, that's where your father hit me with an ax."
Billy = "Nice shot, got you right in the beef doughnut".
by Vicar204 April 17, 2008
an alleged doughnut of miniscule dimensions allegedly found at local fairs and festivals. absolutely no proof is available to confirm their existence. often believed to be completely made up.
man... jodie was trying to get me to get all hyped up about her "mini doughnuts" but conveniently for her the fair was shut down for the season.
by nottheprecious April 19, 2005
by Seemore Wang July 01, 2010
DB: Man I can't believe my summer was spent being the custodians Doughnut Bitch
G1:Thats true but man did being a Doughnut bitch make you look gooooood~ *winkandsnap*
DB: why do I hang out with you?
G1: I WANT YOUR BABIES (Ö)<----- insert here
G1:Thats true but man did being a Doughnut bitch make you look gooooood~ *winkandsnap*
DB: why do I hang out with you?
G1: I WANT YOUR BABIES (Ö)<----- insert here
by Kamidarko January 23, 2009
A rotund, often wheezing, overweight policeman (or cop), made famous purely on the urban legend that Dunkin' Donuts has never been robbed because it is frequented by so many doughnut munchers.
God damn thats a fat doughnut muncher, at least if he falls off his crotch rocket he carries his own airbag.
by el3nch November 01, 2006