bologna darts

1. (n) A game where one creates a bulls-eye on a wall with masking tape and, from a distance, throws slices of bologna at the target.
2. (n) A similar game but involving a woman with mayonnaise smeared on her butt cheeks. Participants try to get the deli meat slices to stick on said cheeks. Miracle whip may be substituted.

Susie: "Why do you smell like lunch meat?"
Jenny: "I let the guys spread Hellman's on my ass last night and play some bologna darts"
Susie: "Mmm"

by JpsILLADELPH August 6, 2008

Bad Darts

a phrase used when something isn't good or when something goes wrong

you just dropped the last piece of cherry pie. thats bad darts

by taz l December 21, 2008

Doris

A cat call name for Maltese people.

"Aw Dorisss " ~Samuel

by Jake Vella December 12, 2016

Dorfs

One of the many, much disputed plurals of the word 'Dwarf'.
Most commonly used by Dwarf Fortress players.

Jack: Aw man, all my dorfs died!
Billy: Actually , it's dwarves.
Sally: Pretty sure it's dwarfs.

by paiopapa November 2, 2017

bum darts

'Sport': A drunken game in which players place a coin in their ass-crack, and drop said coin into a designated cup on the floor.

Tina scores 3 points by getting a penny into the beer glass.

by George March 9, 2004

Darts Widow

Similar to other forms of sports widow (ie football widow, golf widow, etc)

This form of widowing involves being invited to the pub only to sit and watch ones partner play darts.

If one wishes they could embrace the darts widow mentality and become a darts wife, wearing large gold jewellery and garish colours. Tres chic...

"What you doing tonight? Do you want to come and be a darts widow?"

by Millidred February 6, 2006

Dirtst

Unfair and dirty. Or just really dirty. Like, if somehow you manage to trip on your front steps and break every bone in your body. This would be considered dirtst. Dirtst is also a good word to use when describing someones personal hygiene habits.

Greg: So then, Tim trips and breaks every bone in his body
Kyle: Thats dirtst.
Joey: I'll say.
Will: Does he still have that "Stone Cold"?

Josh Bickle hygiene is comparable to dirtst.

by Joseph Temprile November 23, 2006