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blumpkin dip tower of doom

Quite possible the greatest mix of sex positions known to mankind. Although much planning must go into this, the final result is as follows:
Two men and one woman in a port-o-potty,
One man sits on toilet and shits while the woman sucks his fat weiner,
The other man stand behind the woman and sticks his fat cock in her poophole,
Both males pop a fat lip (preferably skoal) in their mouth,
While this fantastic orgy is occuring, both males hold hands as high as they can to emulate the Eiffel tower,
Since it is impossible to hold a spitter while performing this position, the females back acts as the spitter.

When both males are done ejaculating, it is encouraged to leave the girl laying in the port-o-john and walk away.
Todd: "Yo that girl is passed out let's draw on her!
Bill: "Fuck that there's a portopotty, let's blumpkin dip tower of doom the shit out of her"
Todd: "That's the greatest idea I have heard in years. Let's go"
by THEmightyduck June 15, 2010
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Stoner Doom Metal

Stoner Doom Metal is a blend of the genres Stoner Metal and traditional Doom Metal. The most important bands are Sleep and Electric Wizard.

Typical stylistic devices used are

-slow tempos
-heavily distorted guitar and bass (overdriven tube amps and fuzz distortion)

-low tuning of the string instruments (c standard, drop c, cis standard etc.)
-use of Blues minor pentatonics

-lyrics about fantasy, drugs, trips, society, hate, fear, sorrow and desperation

Stoner Doom Metal influenced various artists from the styles Stoner Metal, Stoner Sludge and Drone Doom.
You know what? Fuck death metal, fuck black metal, fuck nu metal - Stoner Doom Metal is the real deal!
by HassanISabah144 April 6, 2011
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Temple of Doom

Fill a toilet up with toilet paper until the paper no longer gets wet. Take a hefty shit on top off this mound of paper. The effect is that the creation cannot be simply flushed away, and must be taken out mannualy.
Ex. 1 - "This party is lame. Lets Temple of Doom these fucks, and steel the keg."

Ex. 2 - "Never invite those crazy bastards over again. They Temple of Doomed the bathrooms, and stole the keg on their way out."
by Jay Yei January 10, 2006
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Ass of Doom

When some fat bitch is walking by and her ass is hanging out all over the place.
by srjiggawhat April 14, 2009
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doombelly

a feeling of impending doom that manifests itself as physical discomfort in the stomach region.
"What's the matter, James, eat too many tacos?"
"It's not that. Thinking about what I'm going to say to my client is giving me such doombelly. Gah!"
by Cheese Burger April 3, 2009
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Doom Boom

When the bathroom break is THAT bad. The poop is that bad.
John: Hey man I had Popeyes and McDonalds today I'm definitely gonna have a Doom Boom.

Mark: Man I had one of those yesterday.
by doomboom2bad March 1, 2020
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Doomflake

Doomflake (noun)

adapted from the derogatory insult snowflake
1

(A) a person who identifies as a progressive, but is a supporter the second amendment (USA)

i) derogatory when used by some, old-guard libtard snowflake or as a self-identifier or boast. See also: neo-liberalism blue-dog No Party Needed new--guard
Synonyms: Pariah (negative)or outsider {unicorn (political-neutral)

2 Doomflakes (plural noun, inanimate)

A) A hypothetical / theoretical breakfast cereal that wakes you up out of the false reality you've been living in. See also {sheeplemeats

3 (verb) Doomflaked

(A) An underestimation or misjudgment that has been allowed to, or encouraged to exist, usually with implied poor outcome to the one who has made the error See also: sukka dupe hoodwink
(noun, derogatory)
"I saw him at the store buying like, all these little bullet-things. sic He's a total doomflake. He was wearing carharts and a scarf yo. ewwww.

(noun) identity, positive
"Best thing I ever did was to accept the doomflake inside me. It's America man, this place be like that. Crazy. Hugs, buds and earpro. All we need right?"

(noun)
"You best eat some doomflakes my friend; you're about to be crushed under the heel of the new autocracy."

(Verb) Doomflaked
"Damn, we just got doomflaked by a bunch of libtards man. Are they allowed to protect themselves too?!"
by DFATW June 6, 2020
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