doof

an idiot loser dumb idiot nerd cheug kid

“omg putin is such a doof”

by anonymous January 1, 2022

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poof doof

when all the gayest cunts go to the same bush doof

fucken check out this poof doof

by fuckendicksauceyacunt November 5, 2020

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a dilly doof is someone that is remarkably silly or stupid in a funny way. Take the old english word for remarkable, dilly and combine it with the german doof (short for doofus), or a stupid person, and you have a remarkably silly person, a dilly doof.

Think of the main character in the movie Elf, 'oh nooo, I am such a dilly doof'. A husband that forgets to put down the toilet seat, 'dammit I am such a dilly doof'. Guy locks himself out of his own car... mumbles 'dilly doof' under his breath.

by VanBoardBike March 17, 2021

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Bush doof trifecta

When at a bush doof (party in the bush) you have sexual relations with three different women at SEPERATE times through the night. How or when it is done does not matter aslong as it is achieved by dawn. “Extra credit if not found out by said women till completed” (not a necessity)

Craig- “oii Damien did you hear that jocko pulled off a BUSH DOOF TRIFECTA with sally, amber and summer last night”

Damien- “what a unit”

by Uncle Duds April 26, 2022

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