doinker

The shit; the best person in the world, nothing is as kool as the doinker

Doinker is so kool just looking at him would make you feel sorry for yourself

by Doinker April 29, 2005

dooker smack

some one who smacks ass

ur a fuckin dooker smack

by hope February 22, 2004

dicker docker

the docker of a dicker.

where the fuck are the bathrooms in this dicker docker bullshit.

by Pabs November 28, 2004

Krio docker

The latest celebrity fad, a Krio docker is similar in most respects to a space docker; however, it is harder, lasts longer, and made in a Kriotherapy chamber! It's a turd in a condom - left to freeze in a Krio chamber - before being used as a high-end dildo

David: Let's go get our Krio's on at the Turkish baths.
Patrick: Sounds like a plan, you bringing the equipment?
Chris: Well duh. I'm gonna get me a new set of Krio dockers!

by JD99 February 13, 2009

docker

A homsexual male who enjoys taking it up the arse. also gains pleasure from shoving metal rods up his urethra and like to participate in doing this with other males.

1st Man: "Ur a twat!"
2nd Man: "Well ur a Docker!"
1st Man: "Thats Fuckin harsh!!"

by Fred Jameson A.K.A Docker Hater June 9, 2004

Doker

a fine descriptive for the penis, usually reserved for conversations with blue collar working folk or for tall tales with your friends.

"of course the broad was hot! i had to slap her the doker twice last night!

by deuce October 3, 2003

dooker

browneye- "where the sun don't shine"

The prisoner took it straight vertically up the dooker

by Michael Johnson December 27, 2003