2 definitions by JD99
The process of cryogenics has been applied to the popular city boy pastime of "space docking."
Rich city slickers are paying millions to cyrogenically freeze their condom wrapped turds. These prized possessions are then "awakened" after a ten year incubation period and sold on the black market. It is claimed these cryodockers or "super-dockers" can remain serviceable for several years.
Rich city slickers are paying millions to cyrogenically freeze their condom wrapped turds. These prized possessions are then "awakened" after a ten year incubation period and sold on the black market. It is claimed these cryodockers or "super-dockers" can remain serviceable for several years.
David: What are you planning on doing with your pension this year Chris?
Chris grinning mischievously : I'm not worried about that sh*t. Have you ever heard of a cryodocker? I've got several in the pipeline. Believe you me, these babies'll sell like hot cakes 10 years from now
Chris grinning mischievously : I'm not worried about that sh*t. Have you ever heard of a cryodocker? I've got several in the pipeline. Believe you me, these babies'll sell like hot cakes 10 years from now
by JD99 February 13, 2009
The latest celebrity fad, a Krio docker is similar in most respects to a space docker; however, it is harder, lasts longer, and made in a Kriotherapy chamber! It's a turd in a condom - left to freeze in a Krio chamber - before being used as a high-end dildo
David: Let's go get our Krio's on at the Turkish baths.
Patrick: Sounds like a plan, you bringing the equipment?
Chris: Well duh. I'm gonna get me a new set of Krio dockers!
Patrick: Sounds like a plan, you bringing the equipment?
Chris: Well duh. I'm gonna get me a new set of Krio dockers!
by JD99 February 13, 2009