dodge the incredulity

phrase used to address someone who is expressing extreme skepticism or disbelief at a story, fact or anecdote you have told them.

You really don't believe Melissa slept with his brother? Dodge the incredulity, bub!

by talber December 15, 2011

Dogeminer

Dogeminer is a game made by a single developer that puts you into a world as a doge mining until you get to the next planet

Lets go play some Dogeminer

by Nepilepsy September 9, 2019

Dodged a Missile

It's the same thing as Dodged a Bullet but 100x worse.

I almost dated this cute person In Highschool but I had to move out.

Years later I discovered that a Mutual friend told me that the same person I had a crush on years ago just brutally killed His/her soulmate. Guess I dodged a missile there.

by -. .- -... .. .-.. August 13, 2021

Dodgen Middle School

A shit school with shit people and shit teachers (unless you are Mr Wilson or Ms.Markman)

I hate dodgen middle school

by Goofy_ahh person April 7, 2023

scales dodger

A person (usually obese) avoiding concrete evidence they have put on more weight.

In the space of five years, Randy went from an 11 stone fitness fanatic to a 19 stone bloater, a hardened scales dodger, constantly blaming his washing machine for shrinking his clothes.

by xoorox September 15, 2010

Oven Dodger

A derogatory term used to describe a person of Jewish faith or descent. Refers to the cremation of Jews during the holocaust.

You fucking yamaka-wearing oven dodger!

by pseudonym March 11, 2005

debt dodger

A Person who puts off paying their bills.

Ok, so I'm a debt dodger.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 17, 2008