Dock Blocker

To have a large boat that takes up an entire dock at a lakeside bar or resort.

The Dock Blocker with the huge boat took the whole dock. Fuck that guy!

by Sea man May 30, 2013

Emergent Docking

Emergent Docking

ih-mur-juhnt dok-ing

Verb
1. The act of deficating in a urinal when the regular stalls are being occupied at the time of evacuation.

Bill: Dude, all the stalls were taken so I had to perform an emergent docking in the urinal!
Ted: Hah, it'll take 50 flushes to sink that battleship.

by Jbzerotwo May 29, 2013

Dutch Docking

When a man loves a woman very much and sexual relations have developed past the vanilla stage it might be the time for the man to insert his balls inside the woman's asshole.

Usually without lubrication but for beginners butter or a petroleum based lube can be used.

She is so fit, I would love some Dutch docking with her.

Dan and Madga are filthy... Well into Dutch docking.

Cliff was so horny last night he ended up Dutch docking a kebab.

by Hugh Horace August 18, 2019

Painting and docking

The act of docking whilst smearing shit over each other.

After painting and docking we really needed to shower.

by Woodsy70 November 9, 2011

Pink Sock Dock

When two bros with pink socks, eg prolapsed rectums, scissor and dock their pink socks.

I can't believe Johnny and Michael actually dick the Pink Sock Dock

by CDM84 April 14, 2021

ball dock

What your testicles or balls would "dock" against when getting oral sex. Chin.

guy 1: I'm going to face fuck that girl so hard my balls will be banging against her ball dock.

guy 2: Excellent!

by TFer Rhombic December 9, 2008

penetrative docking

a homosexual practice in which one man, the dock, enlarges his urethra to accommodate the penis of the docker.

"Dude, I finally got my pisshole big enough to fit your dong!"
"Sweet! Lets do some penetrative docking tonight!"
*homosexual butt slap*

by VWASP October 31, 2007