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divid

short for saying D-V-D
yo pop the divid in the player
by vincenzo December 2, 2003
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dividend

A drink or cocktail. Stems from the concept of sharing the profits from a good harvest among the farmers involved, as in a glass of wine from a barrel or a shot of whiskey from a cask. Commonly used to refer to a drink poured from a larger stash (i.e. a bottle of whiskey or a batch of martinis).
Bob: "Yes, yes, Carolyn, I think equities are a terrible place to have your money these days. I could use another dividend. Bowmore, that will do!"

Carolyn: "I'm not going to have one myself but would be happy to get you one."
by drewbob September 6, 2007
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great divide

A huge chick's firm yet HUGE vag. Mostly concerning the lips/flaps.
by shesafucker March 21, 2009
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365 divided by 52

If there are 52 weeks each of seven days in one year, and a year is 365 days, then surely 365 over 52 must be equal to seven, right? Wrong. Besides there actually being 365.24 days in a year (See leap year for the reason) there are 51 weeks and four days in a year (five days in a leap year).
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004
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Fo Divinahniz

dat shit was Divinahniz
by Anonymous September 24, 2003
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Deividas

A guy who does weird shit in voice chats, is never funny, but a great lover.
Person A: Do you know that Deividas guy?
Person B: The one that gets rejected by everyone he meets?
by PokPoki January 10, 2021
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Dividing by Zero

A slang term for male masturbation. The hand makes a zero and gets divided by the penis.
Cameron spent the whole day dividing by zero in his bedroom.
by ChowderMarianatedNips September 13, 2011
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