distraction

What the right wing media does with their left hand, so that you don't notice them reducing your wages, benefits, retirement and rights to privacy, organization and human treatment by your employer and government with the other hand. Seeright wing paranoid wackosouthern redneck

They're going to take your guns!!!!! What do you mean they gave the corporations individual rights without having to pay individual income tax?

Watch my left hand, pay no attention to the oil company (distraction) behind the screen.

by Duke Mt. one January 19, 2011

Distractivated

To be actively distracted in such a way that it activates ideas that motivate or inspire.

While lurking in the LUCI.org Hangout, one of the Linux aficionado's, Distractivated me to the point that I now have my Youtube degree in all things IBM Model M clicker keyboards.

by Wolga October 11, 2017

distractant

Something, like music or drugs, that distracts you temporarily from your real life problems.

I always need a distractant on Monday mornings...

by JakePH August 9, 2010

weapons of mass distraction

This definition on Urban Dictionary which you just wasted precious seconds of your life reading

Get Trolled noob.
(also I have to include weapons of mass distraction somewhere in the definition so here it is)

by SubconsciousDeviant March 30, 2022

destructor

a pin dick who fucks a guy called vince

eg dick in ass

by Daveeeeeeeeee April 24, 2003

distractional

Our lives revolve around things like cars/media/TECH which are positive distractions in our lifestyle

Yo that hoverboard is dope, very distractional!

by www.distractional.com March 8, 2016

distraction nap

nap you take to distract yourself,
specifically to distract yourself if a S.O isn't replying to a text.

me: "brb guys, gonna take a distraction nap because he ain't replying"

by okokoklalala May 2, 2023