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dick distance

The perfect length between two men when their dicks can touch. Like gently brushing the lips of your lover, but like with the holes on your dick.
My dick distance only grew shorter as something else got longer.
by FunkWithALittleSpunk July 29, 2016
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the distance

A term used to describe when somebody takes a long time to orgasm, usually when somebody of the male species has sex with a woman long enough for her to orgasm more than once. One who can not go the distance is a minute man.
Oh man, Listen to her moan! I think he's going the distance!
by John E. Danger January 22, 2004
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cum-shot distance envy

cum-shot distance envy is the feeling short-shooters have for guys who can blow their load at least their height or farther.
A lot of my fellow cadets have cum-shot distance envy because they can't shoot their cum 7' like I can!
by eda-skip October 7, 2021
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Rectilinear distance

The gayest distance between any two points on a grid.
Josh: Hey what's the rectilinear distance from here to Taco Bell?
Andy: Shut up, fag.
by superjoe30 September 25, 2009
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Hard on piss distance

Approximately the distance an arc of urine would make if it were coming from an erect penis.
He stumbled out of the bar and managed to make it about a hard on piss distance before falling flat onto his face.
by Snailboy April 22, 2010
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long distance bandwagon fan

A long distance bandwagon fan is a specific variety of bandwagon fan. Typical bandwagon fans are local, they ignore the particular sport altogether when their local team is doing poorly, and suddenly become superfans when they're doing well. Meanwhile, long distance bandwagon fans will become superfans of any team in the country when they're doing well, and then just as quickly pick a different team when the tables are turned.

They are often spotted wearing team merchandise which is later donated to a thrift store. Just like the regular bandwagon fans, they will swear that they've always liked their current team du jure, and vehemently deny ever being a fan of any other team.
Some prime examples of teams with great numbers of long distance bandwagon fans are: San Francisco 49ers in the 80s, Edmonton Oilers in the 80s, Dallas Cowboys in the 90s, Chicago Bulls in the 90s, Atlanta Braves in the 90s and early 2000s, New York Yankees in the late 90s and 2000s, and Indianapolis Colts in the 2000s.

LDBF: I love the Yankees! Those are my boys and always have been! I'm soooooo lucky that my favorite team is so good!!!
REALIST: Yeah, ok. Luck has nothing to do with it. You live in Kansas, you've never travelled anywhere near New York, and somehow I doubt you can name the starting lineup. You're the epitome of a long distance bandwagon fan.
LDBF: Whatever, you're just jealous because my team rulez!!!
REALIST: Right, because it would be so difficult for me to buy a Yankees hat and start calling myself a fan. <rolls eyes>
by klopek007 January 24, 2010
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Creepage Distance

The closeness of a person before it gets creepy.
"Yo that guy over there was borderline creepage distance!"

"That guy was so close to crossing the creepage distance!"
by bobthebuilder18 January 21, 2009
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