Dirk

The opposite of Mickey Mouse. Completely valid and well deserved.

Bro 1: "Bro that test was not easy"
Bro 2: " Oh shit was it hella Dirk"
Bro 1: "Yea bro"

by Jhatassdo May 4, 2022

dirk

a person with no father (figure)

He grew up a dirk, so it explains a lot about him.

by dirkwordenjoyer June 2, 2022

Dirk

Really cool YouTuber

Cool guy: Yo have you heard of Dirk?
Uncool guy: No lol
Cool guy: The hit YouTuber! So cool!!!!11!!!!

by Dirk_real April 12, 2022

Dirk

The guy who used to work as the Poughkeepsie Pigeons minor league hockey team mascot. After retiring, he kept the T-shirt cannon he used to use on his zamboni rides. He currently wreaks havoc with it at war reenactments by flankstankbeebeeing people.

You idiot, you were supposed to take Dirk off the email thread!

by mancofteclause January 29, 2022

Dirk

fucking dirk you anime haired fuck with your anime shades GO BACK TO HOMESTUCK

"I hate Dirk Strider."

by crow fuck September 11, 2021

DIRK

DIRK IS A CHANGE JINGLING FINGER TAPPING GOOFBALL.

I COULD HEAR DIRK COMING AROUND THE CORNER, ALL THE CHANGE IN HIS POCKET JINGLING

by SomeoneYouDontKnoe August 8, 2025

dirk

dirty broke bitch

shylah frias is a dirk

by slatysnail December 12, 2025