Dirk

An absolute legend or what some would call downunda “a sick cunt.” When he’s not deleting suds or crushing rockets, one can find him getting frothy deep in the Canadian Rockies snorkeling fresh POW or catching barrels on the coast when the swell is fir’n. Often a free spirit and tough to nail down - he can always be found traveling the globe. If you happen to run into a Dirk buy him a tinny and ask him about his latest conquest.

What a Dirk…

by TampaD November 23, 2021

Dirke

A super cool guy with great taste in music. He’s always going to concerts or finding new songs to add to his playlists.

He’s always putting his friends on new music and listening to new tracks. You’ll usually see him in band merch from shows or will headphones in.

“Have you guys heard this song?”

“Yeah dude Dirke showed me this song weeks ago. He’s always ahead of the game for music.”

by Yellowdaisies May 7, 2019

Dirk

I weapon similar to a dagger, but with a longer blade.

The old warrior was stabbed with a dirk.

by Maxcocoa January 13, 2020

Dirk

a person who is a dork and has the common sense or attitude of a dick/dickhead.

Dirk: What are you doing?
Me: Playing the gat
Dirk: Oh, I thought you said playing the cat, I was like wtf?
Me: You're such a dirk.

by lyingking December 15, 2018

Dirk

The opposite of something being 'lit'

Bryce says, "This class is Dirk"

by BilliamWeen September 19, 2017

dirk

used to describe a short chinese boy with glasses who is incapable of doing any physical or mental work and cannot be loaded with anything higher than 1st grade work

Damn he pulled a dirk.

by onichan1236669 October 16, 2018

Dirk

Dirk is most likely plays fortnite. He usually flirts with every girl but doesn’t notice it. He’s a bot when he plays fortnite tho Dirk is most of the time single. He gets nervous easily when he likes a girl a lot but he makes a great friend! He always has an iPhone and AirPods and likes to ft with people he trust.

1.Omg Dirk is so single!
2.Dirk needs an online girl bsf to help him get a gf
3. Dirk sucks at fortnight

by Hijejsnsnss March 28, 2020