Dirk Vision

The act of looking around without moving one's head, moving eyes only. (Commonly used with glasses)

Derek-"There's a dear behind us!"
Greg-"What! How can you tell!"
Derek-"I have Dirk Vision!"

by DirkaD October 30, 2009

Dirk

That friend who is so shit at FIFA and uses every excuse in the book when he loses.

Wow you're horrible at FIFA, I hope you don't pull a dirk

by Deadpool 17 March 11, 2016

Dirk, Kurt, Murk

Together, they are the "Three Dingos." They are people who enjoy cooking up little bits of things, being together, and codding all day all night.

Dirk
Kurt
Murk
Awesome

Dirk, Kurt, Murk

^^^synonyms

by Shabangola August 1, 2012

Dirk

a person who is a dork and has the common sense or attitude of a dick/dickhead.

Dirk: What are you doing?
Me: Playing the gat
Dirk: Oh, I thought you said playing the cat, I was like wtf?
Me: You're such a dirk.

by lyingking December 15, 2018

dirk

used to describe a short chinese boy with glasses who is incapable of doing any physical or mental work and cannot be loaded with anything higher than 1st grade work

Damn he pulled a dirk.

by onichan1236669 October 16, 2018

Dirk

I weapon similar to a dagger, but with a longer blade.

The old warrior was stabbed with a dirk.

by Maxcocoa January 13, 2020

Ol' Cody Dirk

1. A Loud, beer drinking somewhat-of-a-hardass. Usually very fat, hairy, and still very attractive.

2. A very protective and territorial individual, fueled on alcohol and Heavy Metal.

3. The Opposite of a Franks, who is usually a male in their early 20's who is slightly homosexually gay and balding very badly.

(girl)Look at the drunk guy tossing all the Franks!

(other girl)He's a little drunk, just being an Ol' Cody Dirk.

by AntiFranks March 9, 2009