Comment Digger

A person similar to a "gold digger", but instead of $$, they will dig for (facebook, instagram, every social media site) comments by posting pictures (status, etc) and illiciting comments from people by stating opposite of the obvious.

Summer: *Posts picture of herself if a bikini* I'm so fat. My brother called me fat. I'm fat.
Friend 1: no your not guuuuurl
Friend 2: you're so pretty
..........
Friend 15: Sweetie, being a comment digger isn't cute. If you really thought you were fat, that picture never would have gone up.

by Yvettechee July 23, 2012

Hetero Gold Digger

When someone attempts to befriend a wealthy person of the same sex in order to benefit from their wealth.

Did you see how he was practically sucking off Mumbai Mike? He's such a Hetero Gold Digger.

by Almanaseer January 20, 2008

quandale dingle

a tiktok meme

Quandale Dingle is the name of a Pennsauken high school football player featured in a series of goofy ahh shitpost memes based on a viral screenshot of a PC login screen for a man with the name. The earliest known upload of the screenshot was posted to Twitter in September 2021 and went viral through reposts, inspiring further memes referencing the name and how ridiculous it is. In late 2021 throughout early 2022 people began using distorted images of people, mostly images of rapper NBA Youngboy, to represent Quandale Dingle in ironic memes. The name also inspired a trend where TikTokers create parody RapTV posts about Quandale.

by wolfzo July 7, 2022

Platinum Digger

Someone who surpasses a gold digger in the fact that they are already insanely wealthy, and only will date people who have more money than them. AKA an asshole!

LaToya: Yeah I made 3,00,000 dollars last year, and I will only date a man who has double my income!
Ray: Damn Bitch, you a Platinum Digger!

by Kronos! September 26, 2010

gold digger

a girl who only dates rich guys and guys who have a massive bank account. A girl who only dates rich guys for their money and nothing else.

She's only dating him for his money. She's such a gold digger.

by kandygrl7 July 2, 2009

dirk digglers

dirk digglers reference the fictional porn star in P.T. Anderson's movie, Boogie Nights, and are the male equivalent of "daisy dukes." dirk digglers are minuscule (in length), tight, crotch bulging shorts. and as with "daisy dukes," they are best represented in the form of cut-off jeans. however, there are many fine representations in polyester as well. coincidentally, a high percentage of men found in dirk digglers sport a profound mustache.

dude, did you see the "dirk digglers" on that guy? i think his helmets peaking out!

by sean michael fleming October 25, 2007

Cum DingleBerries

When you masturbate in the shower an the cum gets stuck to your pubes and gells up, so its like impossible to get it out, so it just hangs there for a while

"I jacked off in the shower an couldnt get those Cum DingleBerries off my pubes for a week"

by yodazzz May 19, 2009