dickano

When a dick explodes with cum after a handjob and the cum goes sky high like a volcano, giving it the nickname, dickano

Girl 1: I named my boyfriends dick the dickano last night
Girl 2: Why?
Girl 1: Because after I gave him a handjob his cum flew through the air!

by Ms. Floundy May 22, 2023

Phantom dicksand

The dicksand you get.. When you don't get the dick!! There you have it folks- phantom dicksand..

It's actually like dicksand but not.. When you fall for a dick pic and that's all you get from the guy.. phantom dicksand

by DamnuDan October 1, 2017

De-dickmatized

When the sex used to be good, but it’s gotten stale or boring. So you are no longer under hypnosis of the dick.

Emma: I was obsessed with Mark, but sex has been really blah the last few times.
Yelena: so you’ve been de-dickmatized.

by SashaAlex November 4, 2022

poi dickland

poi dickland means carrots that look like dicks

colton kept putting his poi dickland in the video camera

by periodwithtrans January 19, 2023

dickless in dickland (DID)

When a straight woman goes to a gay bar with a gay friend and is there because she wants to spend some time with her gay friend, she is a DID. DiID's are harmless and supportive of the gay community and are part of the social fabric a gay person relies on to feel accepted and welcome in their community

Andrea went to the bar with Mark in Seattle and his friends called her a dickless in dickland (DID)

by explorewithlanda June 6, 2012

dickmunch

A derogatory term used in a joking mannor when someone is being stupid.

Why are you always suck a dickmunch, stop it!

by Anonymous January 4, 2003

Small Dick Man

In Situations where you feel a lesser man then ur peers, and thus the feeling of a small dick man.

Damn, I'm suspended from driving for 3 months, man!!, I feel like a small dick man right now.

by Kel October 20, 2004