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Dicklash

When you start dating a guy and can’t think straight about them and are all about the physical/ sexual. You don’t want to sleep. Most women or men regret dating this person after the cockcusson resolves.

Treatment is opposite of whiplash (causing concussion ((in this case cockcussion)): encourage SLEEP. Eventually.. cut off all possible avenues to that dick (man).
Past tense: “I was so dicklashed with Brad. I couldn’t even see how big of a pyscho he was until I found out he was going to court for domestic abuse towards his ex girlfriend and found all his unlabeled pills in baggies.”
by Jada_notpinketsmith May 13, 2019
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Dicklash

The opposite of being pussywhipped. When a woman lets her man walk all over her, letting the man take full control of every aspect of her life.
Lucy: Jesus Christ, look at poor Tina. She's been with Steev for over 8 years and it's been nothing but hell for her. He just takes advantage of her and controls every aspect of her life. It's like she's on a chain...

Ellie: She's dicklashed. The opposite of pussywhipped.
by Smacketeer September 1, 2019
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dickassassin

My cousin is a dickassassin! He killed his ex-girlfriend with his dick!
by teeheeyolo November 26, 2019
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Dickless

Exactly what it sounds like.

Can also be used as an alternative, relatively more vulgar word for "coward".
"Ever notice how insert name never wants to watch even the shittiest of horror movies? Fuckin' dickless bastard."
by RetroTheOPIndividual June 3, 2020
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Dickless

Donald Trump doesn't have a penis, is dickless
by ShinJesus June 3, 2020
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Dickless

A word used to describe a Man/Guy acting like a little boy, due to fear
He avoids night walks back home, he is dickless

He is still afraid of the dark, he is soo dickless
by Gikly June 3, 2020
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Dickassery

The result of a person (or god) consistently and deliberately being as much of an asshole as possible.
Stacey left Chad because she was fed up of his dickassery
by itanimulli.com June 8, 2020
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