dairyaire

the sweet sweet smell of a cheese factory or the snobbyness of a cheese producing state

Wisconsin is quite proud of their dairyaire.

by Diane Love December 31, 2007

diaryhha

diaryhha: puttting a bunch of yesterday's useless sh*t in a book... reference to when said act of diary entry goes haywire and the author is so completely overwhelmed by whatever experience prompted the entry that it just kept runnin and running on and on and...

"yeah, so I totally got a bad case of diaryhha after my date yesterday with todd... what a waste of time that was..."

by evil03mustang January 27, 2008

diary surfing

the art of snooping in a colleague's Outlook diary to find out work related gossip or other sensitive personal information

Despite diary surfing all morning, Joe had not uncovered any salacious gossip

John: "I see Dave has a meeting with the boss tomorrow about that client report he messed up".

Brenda: "How did you find that out?".

John: "I was doing a spot of diary surfing over lunch".

by Dick Shonery September 30, 2014

Diary of a Wimpy Cock

A pathetically noodley, flaccid cock, destined to disappoint

When I saw Bert’s Diary of a Wimpy Cock, I had to excuse myself and leave the apartment.

by reginald dicks May 12, 2022

face diarea

The inability to control one's facial expressions when listening to someone else. Most often used to describe someone's face showing disgust or bewilderment when listening to someone saying something unintelligent.

When listening to their boss Kevin moronically attempt to explain the work, Chris turned to Lindsey and said "you have major face diarea ; you look exactly like how I feel..."

by Arc1 June 6, 2018

diarea speaking

when your in class or anywhere and you cant keep your mouth shut

you have diarea speaking

by Ashley Boehley February 25, 2008

Chav- Diary.

Medley..

Harry Potter: OH LOOK. Its Bee.. Who's she with?
Ron: I think she's with that Diary of hers.
Harry: Oh yeah.. The one who doesnt know he's a chav yet..
Ron: Yeah that one. Thats dude's well G.
Pikachu: PIKA!
Edward Cullen: Dude why are we here.

^^ S'a Chav- Diary..

by BumbleBuzz May 18, 2010