To make a phone call while inebriated. These calls are usually made to former flings, ex-boyfriends or girlfriends, guys or girls that you want to hook up with, etc..and this almost always ends up to be embarassing for the drunk dialer. Good friends will discourage drunk dialing while drunk friends will usually encourage drunk dialing!
Peter: Connie has been drunk dialing me all night and wants me to come hook up with her, but she keeps talking about our future.
Peter's Friend: Isn't she the chick you just met?
Peter: Ya, I mean I'm going to go do her, but after that she's cut.
Peter's Friend: Isn't she the chick you just met?
Peter: Ya, I mean I'm going to go do her, but after that she's cut.
by Rejean November 24, 2006
Get the Drunk Dialing mug.Also known as a "Whore-nado," A Drunk Bitch Voltron is the result of 3-5 inebriated females at a social event linking together. This usually begins as a group hug of sorts, and then is used in order to keep balance. A Drunk Bitch Voltron can last from anywhere from five to forty minutes, but can occasionally result in skin grafting, which is referred to as a Drunk Bitch Voltron King. Drunk Bitch Voltrons are notorious for knocking over drinks, crying, and collectively screaming.
Causes of a Drunk Bitch Voltron include but are not limited to; "their song" coming on, a group talk about boys, general drunk affection, and the completion of a social shot.
Sometimes one member of a Drunk Bitch Voltron will lose stability, resulting erratic swaying or even a complete structural collapse (odds are increased when heels are involved).
DBV's cannot be reasoned with, because when forming Drunk Bitch Voltron each member sacrifices their individual hearing to become one being. It's like.... science or something.
Causes of a Drunk Bitch Voltron include but are not limited to; "their song" coming on, a group talk about boys, general drunk affection, and the completion of a social shot.
Sometimes one member of a Drunk Bitch Voltron will lose stability, resulting erratic swaying or even a complete structural collapse (odds are increased when heels are involved).
DBV's cannot be reasoned with, because when forming Drunk Bitch Voltron each member sacrifices their individual hearing to become one being. It's like.... science or something.
Person 1: Oh no! A hurricane is coming this way.
Person 2: Dude, that's just a Drunk Bitch Voltron.
Person 1: Let's move before that DBV spills my drink.
____________________________
Person 1: I think I'm going to ask the DJ to play Lady Gaga
Person 2: Umm... aren't you afraid of a DBV?
Person 1: Oh shit, you're right.
Person 2: You know how I know you're gay?
Person 1: How?
Person 2: You were about to request a song by Lady GaGa
Person 1: You're so original, I've never heard that joke in like... a Judd Apatow movie before.
Person 2: That's what she said!
Person 1: You're not impressive when you act this way.
___________________________________
Person 2: Dude, that's just a Drunk Bitch Voltron.
Person 1: Let's move before that DBV spills my drink.
____________________________
Person 1: I think I'm going to ask the DJ to play Lady Gaga
Person 2: Umm... aren't you afraid of a DBV?
Person 1: Oh shit, you're right.
Person 2: You know how I know you're gay?
Person 1: How?
Person 2: You were about to request a song by Lady GaGa
Person 1: You're so original, I've never heard that joke in like... a Judd Apatow movie before.
Person 2: That's what she said!
Person 1: You're not impressive when you act this way.
___________________________________
by WOOOOOOO! July 4, 2009
Get the Drunk Bitch Voltron mug.Related Words
drunk
• Drunk Ass
• drunkbooking
• DrFunk
• drunk dial
• drunk sluts
• drunk dialing
• drunk driving
• Drunk Bitch
• drunk bus
In between Drunk and Black-Out drunk, all your memories seem like pictures that only highlight parts of the night, like in a Slide Show.
Man, I was Slide Show drunk last night. I remember being at the bar, the strip club, and McDonalds, but I don't remember what happened in between.
by pat700 December 6, 2009
Get the Slide Show Drunk mug.A correction angle that is factored into one's beer pong shot due to extensive intoxication.
The size and placement of the angle is completely dependent on the level of intoxication of the shooter. It is also an acquired skill that develops over time and is usually non-existent in those that suck at beer pong and/or drinking.
Note that this is similar to the concept of crosswind correction, an airplane piloting technique referring to the correction needed for a crosswind present during landing.
The size and placement of the angle is completely dependent on the level of intoxication of the shooter. It is also an acquired skill that develops over time and is usually non-existent in those that suck at beer pong and/or drinking.
Note that this is similar to the concept of crosswind correction, an airplane piloting technique referring to the correction needed for a crosswind present during landing.
"Wow, Darren has been drinking heavily all day and he's still hitting cups like a champion. He really has great drunk correction."
"Dammit Matt, either start putting in some drunk correction or I'm finding a new partner. I'm carrying this team, asshole."
"Dammit Matt, either start putting in some drunk correction or I'm finding a new partner. I'm carrying this team, asshole."
by Pilotguy44 October 19, 2009
Get the Drunk Correction mug.The experience you get when you've been going without sleep for 18+ hours and everything becomes really funny and you begin acting randomly and nonsensically.
Nic @3:20 a.m.: You know what's funny? Ice cream, cuz it's not made from ice hahahahaha
Stephen @3:21 a.m.: Dude, you time drunk?
Stephen @3:21 a.m.: Dude, you time drunk?
by SWAT20 April 28, 2010
Get the time drunk mug.Person #1: "How bad was I last night? I can't remember a thing"
Person #2: "You were FRANK-DRUNK."
Person #2: Continues by inserting story of previous night, something along the lines of public urination, passing out in alley ways, screaming at unsuspecting persons, and/or having strange encounters with people one would never meet or see if they were not FRANK-DRUNK
Person #2: "You were FRANK-DRUNK."
Person #2: Continues by inserting story of previous night, something along the lines of public urination, passing out in alley ways, screaming at unsuspecting persons, and/or having strange encounters with people one would never meet or see if they were not FRANK-DRUNK
by Josh?You_got_a_ciggarette? March 9, 2010
Get the Frank-drunk mug.A drunk dial is a communication via telephone (usually through talking but also applies to text messanging) that is somehow embarrassing or absurd. One drunk-dials to emote, excoriate, declare, confide, or proposition, often at a grossly inappropriate hour. The best drunk dials are those whose purpose is to either insult or get back together with an ex.
by jonlindg February 28, 2005
Get the Drunk Dial mug.