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white people time delusion

Also known as WPTD, when a white person consistently attempts to be on time, but always ends up running 15-45 minutes late, thereby actually running on black people time.
Tracy told me she'll be here in an hour and a half, but ended up calling me two hours later to tell me she was almost here, she definitely has white people time delusion. Many CEO's, performers and millionaires run on this time. Also known as Rock Star Time.
by pokie nose December 20, 2010
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Deus'd

Deus-d Doos - Ed, verb

-Verb
1. The state of being blocked from the FarmerStory forums on one account, through an action of Nathan's, but not actually being banned.

2. Being treated in a way remeniscent of Deus.

3. To do something remeniscent of Deus.

Word Coined by Jealousy of Farmerstory
1. Aww man, I just got Deus'd on the forums.

2. That guy's getting Deus'd by that GM.

3. That guy totally just Deus'd about his churros being taken away.
by Jamie<3 of Farmerstory. July 6, 2010
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Delusional

Someone who is not thinking clearly, or thinks something will happen that, in all likelyhood, will not.
Delusional - Nicholas Bendtner believing he can play for Barcelona or Real Madrid.
by Brisko December 4, 2013
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delusional

adj.
1. Someone who believes only their way, and everyone else is wrong.

2. Someone who is obsessed or stuck on one false belief and ignorantly denies logic and reasoning.

3. A derogatory term that Atheists use to describe Christians and other religious people.

4. paranoid
The Preacher shunned the homosexual because he was delusional.
by J.Wil888 February 4, 2009
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The God Delusion

Christians have the Bible. Jews have the Torah. Muslims have the Koran. Atheists have The God Delusion.
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Delusional

Used to describe someone attached to an idea which is either false, or has changed. An alternative to "living in the past."
1. James still thinks we live in a democracy. He's delusional.

2. Paul listens to the Bee Gees and drives a Trans Am. He's delusional on the 70s, man.
by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006
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Deus

Origin - Latin

Urban Origin - Originally created by an awesome player of the game Guild Wars. Known for his amaizing ability to do absolutley nothing while his team is getting raped up the butt and also the only guy in the game to kill everyone on his team while keeping himself alive aswell as the other team. What made him really poppular was his awesome ability to use the words, newb, newbcake, and the ever popular phrase,you lack discipline, in a horribly done asian accent. Also known for his other amaizing ability to hate people who play WoW, kill large numbers of newbs ranging from 100 to 1000 in seconds, calling the cops on "deus haters", and ghetto slaping his b****es.

Literal Meaning - God

Part of Speech - Noun

Definition - One who is able to rape, ghetto slap, bitch slap, pwn, and/orown everyone on his/her own team aswell as everyone standing within 50 miles of him/her while being a lazy retard with no skills at any game. Also known as "mother truckin rainman"
Nerd 1 - Dude, this is great were actually beating their asses.

Nerd 2 - Dude look OMG. deus just killed their whole team!

Nerd 1 - This would be good if he didnt just kill us all in the process.

Nerd 1 & 2 - DAM YOU Deus. Go Play in traffic.
by Oculus March 20, 2007
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