Law of Deliveries

Anytime you're waiting on something to be delivered, it will be late or take longer. (Watched pot never boils).

I'm tracking my order but the law of deliveries has taken it. No idea when it'll get here.

by Mastertexan July 24, 2024

Harpos Delivery

Where a friend will promise cookies, but make you wait longer than you should.

Jared was supposed to provide the girl scout cookies by March 10, but instead his making a "Harpos Delivery".

by cgrizcookiemonster March 10, 2022

Bagel Delivery

Some random shit-talking faggot on the Internet.

Wow, look at this kid he is almost as bad as Bagel Delivery

by BagelDelivery August 9, 2016

Milk dud delivery man

A kidnapper, commonly associated with a white van with a milk dud logo. He draws you in with his charisma and milk duds.

If you see the milk dud delivery man, RUN!
His van may look sexy, but he does not.

by Lulu46648 December 18, 2021

head delivery

Performing oral sex to the male organ, releasing the head of built up sperm.

Man, I got some awesome head delivery the other night...she released the sperm whales right out of me!

by KittyTickler September 3, 2016

Sadder Ballser Delivery

Sadder Ballser Delivery definition means delivering and rubbing your own dirty ballsack (a male) on your homies (also a male) face when they’re sad, depressed, or angry in hope it will cheer them up by doing so.

Most attempts fail and only make them angrier or sadder but it’s still worth the shot to make them happier.

Johnny saw his homie, Howard depressed so he decided to give him a Sadder Ballser Delivery.

by crybabyno.4 July 8, 2025